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      "In one word, would I do dope? Nope."
      - Zack in No Hope With Dope
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        "Here's something I learned in French class - Au revoir, creep!"
        - Lisa in Date Auction
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          "Kristi, can I have the candle?"
          "Oh, sure. Do you want to lick the icing?"
          "No, I love to chew wax."
          - Screech and Kristi in Hold Me Tight
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            Screech: "Why Lisa? Why did you have to steal my dream? I hate you!" *rips off Zack's shirt*
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              Slater: I was just helping out a fellow teammate.
              Jessie: When was the last time you held Rodreguez like that?
              Slater: Why would I want a girl like Kristy when I can have a nutcase like you?
              Jessie: Don't flatter yourself. (As Slater leaves) Men.
              Slater: Chicks.
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                Zack: How does it feel to be the most hated man in school?
                Coach Sonski: I don't care. I have pets who like me.
                Jessie: They are probably pigs.
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                  I'm So Excited, I'm so excited, I'm so......Scared - Jessie (Hooked On Speed)
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                    "Hey Hey Hey, What is going on here!??!" -Mr.Belding
                    14190
                      Zach:
                      we all put our pants on one leg at a time
                      -Zach
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                        Jessie:
                        There's no Time! There's never any time! There's no time to study...
                        -Jessie
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                          Screech:
                          A building with two Beldings and one of whom is balding
                          -Screech
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                            Zack:
                            I like school. It's just too bad classes get in the way
                            -Zack