Saved by the Bell Quotes
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    14238
      "He became a conductor on the Underground Railroad."
      "They had subways during the Civil War?"
      - Lisa and Screech in Running Zack
      14237
        "There's no Time! There's never any time! There's no time to study..."
        - Jessie in Jessie's Song
        14236
          "We can all learn from the mistakes of Jessie's forefathers."
          "Jessie has four fathers?"
          - Miss Wentworth and Screech in Running Zack
          14235
            "We were discussing the obvious benefits of a female president. She's long overdue."
            "Yup, just like a woman - always late."
            - Jessie and Zack in Cut Day
            14234
              "Hey, and you could help me be an Indian."
              "How?"
              "That's a good start."
              - Zack and Screech in Running Zack
              14233
                "Call me Air Zack."
                "Air Nerd is more like it."
                - Screech and Slater in Operation Zack
                14232
                  "We're the perfect team - she works hard, I hardly work!"
                  - Zack in Love Machine
                  14231
                    "If you don't get rid of Linda, I'm gonna throw her out the winda."
                    - Lisa in Rockumentary
                    14230
                      "Me? Run? That's like asking Rosanne Barr to skip a meal."
                      - Zack in The Election
                      14229
                        "The three worst things that can happen to a kid are measles, mumps, and midterms."
                        - Zack in The Gift
                        14228
                          "Young lady, the Men's Room is one of the few doors that education should NOT open for you!"
                          - Mr. Belding in Screech's Woman
                          14227
                            "I have so much food in me, you could put a quarter in my mouth and a bag of Doritos would come popping out."
                            - Lisa in The Gift
                            14226
                              "You know what they say, big muscles, small brains."
                              - Jessie in Rent-A-Pop
                              14225
                                "15 seconds? I can't even get to the bottom of my purse in 15 seconds!"
                                - Lisa in Zack's War
                                14224
                                  "Every time I call her she's washing her hair! Who washes their hair six times a day?"
                                  "You do!"
                                  - Zack and Slater in The Prom
                                  14223
                                    "I'm interested in the student body."
                                    "I'm interested in a student body...hers[Kelly's]."
                                    - Jessie and Zack in The Election
                                    14222
                                      "Lisa no en casa."
                                      "I love it when you speak German!"
                                      - Lisa and Screech in The Mamas and the Papas
                                      14221
                                        "Slater, haven't you heard of the Women's Movement?"
                                        "Sure. Put on something cute and MOVE it into the kitchen."
                                        - Jessie and Slater in The Mamas and the Papas
                                        14220
                                          "Okay, so when do we start?"
                                          "Well, tonight, but it has to be at my place. I'm not allowed out after ALF."
                                          - Kelly and Screech in The Beauty and the Screech
                                          14219
                                            "Screech you can't elope!"
                                            "Who are you calling canteloupe you melon head?"
                                            - Mr. Belding and Screech in The Beauty and the Screech