The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! Quotes
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      Mario:
      Hey Paizanos, It's the Super Mario Brothers Super Show!
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        Mario:
        Plumber's log, Number 007. We have arrived in spy land. Secret Agent James Blonde had just uncovered the latest evil plot of a master criminal who called himself Koopfinger. But Koopfinger was one step ahead, and pulled his own "Turn you into stone" trick.
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          Mario and Luigi:
          Patty-Cake, Patty-Cake, Pasta man. Give us Pasta Power as fast as we can.
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            Mario:
            While we save Ranigator, Why don't you watch the scenes of the next episode of The Legend of Zelda.
            Ranger:
            (Singing) Watching the Zelda, Watching the Zelda, You gotta the watch the Zelda.
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              Mario:
              This presentation is sponsored by Domino's Pizza. You'll find even better.
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                Bowser:
                Argh! I hate that Music! I hate the game!
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                  Bowser:
                  You call that Music? Stop that Racket!
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                    Mario:
                    Til next time, Everyone.....
                    Mario, Luigi and others..:
                    .....Mario the Do!
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                      Luigi: "Now we'll never get back to Brooklyn!"
                      Mario: "Take it easy Luigi! Things could be worse."
                      Luigi: "We're trapped in a dungeon about to be executed! How could things be any worse?!"
                      Mario: "Well, for one thing, the ceiling could lower, until it flattens us like a pizza."
                      (A spiky ceiling lowers like Mario says......)
                      Toad: "Very uncool dudes! The ceiling IS lowering!"
                      Mario: "Or the room could fill with water, until we all drown like rats!"
                      (The room floods in water)
                      Mario: "Huh?"
                      Peach: "We've gotta get out of here!"
                      Mario: "Hey, I could think of another way things could be worse!"
                      Luigi: "Mario, PLEASE! Don't say another word!"
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                        Link: "ZELDA LOVES ME! ZELDA LOVES ME!"
                        Zelda: "Shut up you idiot, they'll hear you!"
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                          Mario: "Listen up! Here's what we're gonna do"
                          (Mario whispers the plan)
                          Luigi: "Are you out of your mind?! That's-that's---that's suicide!"
                          Mario: "Luigi, are you a man or a mouser?"
                          Luigi: "Neither! .....I'm a chicken in the sea!"
                          -Mario and Luigi
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                            Luigi: "Merciful manicotti!"
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                              Mario: "I'm gonna make liguine outta you!"
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                                Mario: Not on your lasagna-loving life!
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                                  "Enguarde hardshell! I'm gonna make linguini outta you!" - Mario
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                                    "Diamonds, gold, rubies! It must be worth over a hundred bucks!" - Luigi
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                                      "Hey, I just remembered! I speak Pidgit!" - Luigi
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                                        Well like they say in Brooklyn, early to bed early to catch the worm, or is it the bagel?
                                        -Luigi
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                                          We're in deep spaghetti.
                                          -Luigi
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                                            Koopa: "What kind of Birthday Cake?"
                                            Toad (in disguise): "Uh, zhe Happy!"
                                            Koopa: "IMPOSTER! I never use the 'H'-word!"