32465
Kate:
PETER!
Kate and Peter :
WE DID IT AGAIN!!
5994
Beat that you little Trout sniffer!- Jeff McCallister
5993
Peter: Kevin, you walk out of here and you'll sleep on the third floor.
Fuller: Yeah. With me. *sips Coke*
Fuller: Yeah. With me. *sips Coke*
5992
Marv: SUCK BRICK KID!!!!!
5991
Marv:you wearing aftershave?
Harry: that's not aftershave, its kerosene, the rope's soaked in it.
Marv: that's silly, who'd soak a rope in Kerosene?
Harry: that's not aftershave, its kerosene, the rope's soaked in it.
Marv: that's silly, who'd soak a rope in Kerosene?
5990
I'm down here, you big horse's ass!
-Kevin
-Kevin
5989
Cop: ...the prisoners have already exchanged Christmas gifts.
Marv: We missed the presents?
-Cop/Marv
Marv: We missed the presents?
-Cop/Marv
5988
That's real smart Marv. You bust outta jail to rob 14 cents from a Santa Claus?!
-Harry
-Harry
5987
"Where did you get all that money?"
<br>
"Ummm... I have a lot of grandmas."
<br>
Mr Duncan/Kevin McAllister
<br>
"Ummm... I have a lot of grandmas."
<br>
Mr Duncan/Kevin McAllister
5986
Harry: "I never made it to the sixth grade, and it looks like you're not gonna, either."
5985
Kevin (his voice playing back deeper on his Talkboy):
Howdy-do? This is Peter McCalister, the FATHER. I'd like a hotel room, please, with an extra-large bed, a TV, and one of those little refrigerators that you have to open with a key. Credit card? You got it!
-Kevin (his voice playing back deeper on his Talkboy)
-Kevin (his voice playing back deeper on his Talkboy)
5984
Announcer of the Plaza Hotel commercial:
Guests of the new celebrity Ding-Dang-Dong stay at the world-renowned Plaza Hotel. For reservations, call toll free: 1-800-759-3000.
-Announcer of the Plaza Hotel commercial
-Announcer of the Plaza Hotel commercial
5983
Buzz:
(seeing the hotel bill) "Oh, Daaaad! (bellowing so all New York can hear) "KEVIN! YOU SPENT $967 ON ROOM SERVICE?!!!!"
-Buzz
-Buzz
5982
Frank:
Get outta here, you nosy little pervert, or I'm gonna slap you silly!
-Frank
-Frank
5981
Uncle Frank:
GET OUT OF HERE YOU NOSY LITTLE PERVERT OR I'M GONNA SLAP YOU SILLY!!
-Uncle Frank
-Uncle Frank
5980
Kevin McCallister:
Wouldn't want to spoil your fun Mr. Cheapskate!
-Kevin McCallister
-Kevin McCallister
5979
Kevin McCallister:
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!
-Kevin McCallister
-Kevin McCallister
5978
Buzz McCallister:
Buzz McCallister: What a troubled young man.
-Buzz McCallister
-Buzz McCallister
5977
Kevin McCallister:
Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots?
-Kevin McCallister
-Kevin McCallister
5976
Kevin McCallister:
Kevin: You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas.
-Kevin McCallister
-Kevin McCallister
