The Princess Bride Quotes
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      Vizzini and Indigo:
      Inconcieveable!" "You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.
      -Vizzini and Indigo
      856
        Wesley and Indigo:
        You seem a decent fellow I hate to kill you. " You seem a decent fellow I hate to die.
        -Wesley and Indigo
        855
          Group:
          [Prince] "Man and Wife!! Say Man and Wife!!!"
          [Priest] "Man and wife."
          -Group
          854
            Buttercup:
            King: "What was that for?" Buttercup: "Because you've always been so kind to me and I won't be seeing you anymore since I'm killing myself once we reach the honeymoon sweet." King: "Won't that be nice. She kissed me!"
            -Buttercup
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              Priest:
              Mawage. Mawage is what bwings us togever today. Wuv, true wuv that bwessed awangement, that dweam within a dweam.
              -Priest
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                Fessik:
                It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.
                -Fessik
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                  Wesley, Indigo, and Gatekeeper:
                  Wesley - Give us the gate key.
                  Gatekeeper - I...uh...have no gate key.
                  Indigo - Fizzick, tear his arms off.
                  Gatekeeper - Oh, you mean THIS gate key?
                  -Wesley, Indigo, and Gatekeeper
                  850
                    Buttercup and Wesley:
                    Buttercup - But Wesley...what about the R.O.U.S.'s?
                    Wesley - Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist...
                    -Buttercup and Wesley
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                      Wesley:
                      (talking to unconcious Fizzick) Sleep well, my friend...and dream of large women.
                      -Wesley
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                        The Grandfather:
                        Yes, you're very smart. Shut up.
                        -The Grandfather
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                          Indigo Montoya:
                          Hello, my name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father, Prepare to die.
                          -Indigo Montoya
                          846
                            Vizzini:
                            Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
                            -Vizzini
                            845
                              Vizzini:
                              Inconceivable!
                              -Vizzini
                              844
                                Miracle Max:
                                No, he's only "Mostly Dead". You know what to do when they're "All Dead"? You look through their pockets for loose change.
                                -Miracle Max
                                843
                                  Farm Boy:
                                  As you wish
                                  -Farm Boy
                                  842
                                    Miracle Max:
                                    Have fun storming the castle.
                                    -Miracle Max
                                    841
                                      miracle max:
                                      Thank you for bringing up such a painful memory. While you're at it why dont you give a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice in it? We're closed!!!
                                      -miracle max
                                      840
                                        Vizzini & Fezik:
                                        -No more rhyming now i mean it.
                                        -Anybody want a peanut?
                                        -Vizzini & Fezik
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                                          Indigo:
                                          Hallo. My name is Indigo Montoya. Yoiu killed my father prepare to die!"
                                          -Indigo
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                                            Vizzini:
                                            INCONCEIVABLE!
                                            -Vizzini