14037
Gib:
What did you expect, Harry? Helen's a flesh and blood woman and you're never there. It was only a matter of time.
14036
Gib:
You know what? I'm sick of being in the van. You guys are going to be in the van next time. I've been in the van for 15 years, Harry.
14035
Gib:
So your life's in the crapper. So you wife is banging a used car salesman - it's humiliating, I know. But goddammit, Harry, take it like a man!
14034
Harry:
You tell on me, I tell on you.
Gib:
What are you talking about, I'm as clean as a preacher's sheets. I'm as clean as...
Harry:
What about that time you blew a six-week operation because you were too busy getting a blow job?
Gib:
You knew about that?
Harry:
Uh-huh.
14033
Gib:
The guy is a goddamn used car salesman! This just keeps getting better and better! I'm sorry, Harry, I know this is hard for you. But you gotta admit if this was me you'd be laughing your ass off right about now!
14032
Simon:
Men want this car for only one reason: pussy.
14031
Juno Skinner:
Ok, Suzie Homemaker. Let's go.
14030
Helen Tasker:
No, I can't. I can't!
Simon:
If not for me, Helen, do it for your country!
14029
Harry:
But what about their husbands?
Simon:
Dickless! I mean let's face it, if they were taking care of business, I'd be outta business!
14028
Faisil:
Yes! Files are unlocked! Fast Faisil strikes again. I'm doing, man! I've got my hand up her skirt, and I AM GOIN...
Gib:
Just copy the goddamn files, OK?
14027
Gib:
Care to tango?
Faisil:
Yes, I would.
Harry:
Assholes.
14026
Harry:
The code name of your assignment will be... Boris. And your code name will be...
Helen Tasker:
Natasha?
Harry:
No... Doris.
14025
Harry:
Hi guys.
Gib:
Well that worked real good. Right out the old front gate.
Harry:
Can you lean back a second...
14024
Harry:
Can you hurry up. My horse is getting tired.
Gib:
Your horse?
14023
Salim Abu Aziz:
Do you know what this is?
Harry:
I know what this is... This is an espresso machine. No, no wait. It's a snow cone maker. Is it a water heater?
14022
Gib:
All right twinkle toes, what's your exit strategy?
Harry:
I'm gonna walk right out of the front gate.
Gib:
Ballsy. Stupid but ballsy.
14021
Gib:
Harry, do you realize it has, in fact, been 10 years since you've been behind the wheel of one of these things?
Harry Tasker:
If I break it, they can take it outta my pay.
14020
Gib:
Harry? Harry? You do not have time to tango, buddy. You copy?
14019
Spencer Trilby:
So far, this is not blowing my skirt up, gentlemen.
14018
Harry:
Well, you see, this is the problem with terrorists. They're really inconsiderate when it comes to people's schedules.
