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    14037
      Gib:
      What did you expect, Harry? Helen's a flesh and blood woman and you're never there. It was only a matter of time.
      14036
        Gib:
        You know what? I'm sick of being in the van. You guys are going to be in the van next time. I've been in the van for 15 years, Harry.
        14035
          Gib:
          So your life's in the crapper. So you wife is banging a used car salesman - it's humiliating, I know. But goddammit, Harry, take it like a man!
          14034
            Harry:
            You tell on me, I tell on you.
            Gib:
            What are you talking about, I'm as clean as a preacher's sheets. I'm as clean as...
            Harry:
            What about that time you blew a six-week operation because you were too busy getting a blow job?
            Gib:
            You knew about that?
            Harry:
            Uh-huh.
            14033
              Gib:
              The guy is a goddamn used car salesman! This just keeps getting better and better! I'm sorry, Harry, I know this is hard for you. But you gotta admit if this was me you'd be laughing your ass off right about now!
              14032
                Simon:
                Men want this car for only one reason: pussy.
                14031
                  Juno Skinner:
                  Ok, Suzie Homemaker. Let's go.
                  14030
                    Helen Tasker:
                    No, I can't. I can't!
                    Simon:
                    If not for me, Helen, do it for your country!
                    14029
                      Harry:
                      But what about their husbands?
                      Simon:
                      Dickless! I mean let's face it, if they were taking care of business, I'd be outta business!
                      14028
                        Faisil:
                        Yes! Files are unlocked! Fast Faisil strikes again. I'm doing, man! I've got my hand up her skirt, and I AM GOIN...
                        Gib:
                        Just copy the goddamn files, OK?
                        14027
                          Gib:
                          Care to tango?
                          Faisil:
                          Yes, I would.
                          Harry:
                          Assholes.
                          14026
                            Harry:
                            The code name of your assignment will be... Boris. And your code name will be...
                            Helen Tasker:
                            Natasha?
                            Harry:
                            No... Doris.
                            14025
                              Harry:
                              Hi guys.
                              Gib:
                              Well that worked real good. Right out the old front gate.
                              Harry:
                              Can you lean back a second...
                              14024
                                Harry:
                                Can you hurry up. My horse is getting tired.
                                Gib:
                                Your horse?
                                14023
                                  Salim Abu Aziz:
                                  Do you know what this is?
                                  Harry:
                                  I know what this is... This is an espresso machine. No, no wait. It's a snow cone maker. Is it a water heater?
                                  14022
                                    Gib:
                                    All right twinkle toes, what's your exit strategy?
                                    Harry:
                                    I'm gonna walk right out of the front gate.
                                    Gib:
                                    Ballsy. Stupid but ballsy.
                                    14021
                                      Gib:
                                      Harry, do you realize it has, in fact, been 10 years since you've been behind the wheel of one of these things?
                                      Harry Tasker:
                                      If I break it, they can take it outta my pay.
                                      14020
                                        Gib:
                                        Harry? Harry? You do not have time to tango, buddy. You copy?
                                        14019
                                          Spencer Trilby:
                                          So far, this is not blowing my skirt up, gentlemen.
                                          14018
                                            Harry:
                                            Well, you see, this is the problem with terrorists. They're really inconsiderate when it comes to people's schedules.