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    5921
      Anna:
      You remember that boy I told you about, well my mom told me to ignore him, so I did. You know what he called me, "Frosty the Snowbitch" in front of everyone!
      -Anna
      5920
        Ben:
        Mommy, if you want me to hate her I will.

        -Ben
        5919
          Jackie:
          Yep. Life's a tradeoff. It's finally legal to smoke dope, but you got to have cancer.

          -Jackie
          5918
            Anna:
            I don't have to listen to you, you're not my mother!

            -Anna
            5917
              Isabel:
              Hello?... What is your problem, asshole?

              -Isabel
              5916
                Jackie:
                28 hours. The doctors wanted to go in and get her, but I knew she'd come at her own time. You can never rush her.

                -Jackie
                5915
                  Jackie:
                  You know, Ben was born in two hours, went right to the breast, and camped there for 4 days. His blanket looked just like a cape, even the nurses thought so. He loves hearing that story about how he was born a magician.

                  -Jackie
                  5914
                    Isabel:
                    Look down the road to her wedding. I'm in a room alone with her, fixing her veil, fluffing her dress, telling her no woman has ever looked so beautiful. And my fear is she'll think, "I wish my mom were here."

                    -Isabel
                    5913
                      Jackie:
                      Well there's a loophole, you know. You can say "never, never" if you mean it enough to say it twice.

                      -Jackie
                      5912
                        Anna:
                        You never asked me if I wanted a new mother. You never even asked me if I liked her!

                        -Anna
                        5911
                          Luke:
                          Anna! You do NOT run out on your mother!

                          -Luke
                          5910
                            Ben:
                            See Mom? I told you! I'm telepathetic.
                            -Ben