The Monster Squad Quotes
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      Cop:
      2,000 year old dead guys do not get up and walk away by themselves!
      -Cop
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        Eugene:
        Is she a versgin?

        -Eugene
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          Patrick:
          Aww, man, fat kid farted!

          -Patrick
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            Dracula:
            Give me the amulet, you BITCH!

            -Dracula
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              Horace:
              Scary German guy is bitchin'!

              -Horace
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                Horace:
                Wolfman's got nards!
                -Horace
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                  Eugene:
                  The Creature stole my twinkie!
                  -Eugene
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                    Horace:
                    My NAME is HORACE!!
                    -Horace