The Monster Squad Quotes
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      gimmie a break

      -frankenstein
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        "EAT IT, and we'll call it a day!"
        - Rudy
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          "BOGUS!"
          -Frank
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            "EAT IT, and we'll call it a day!"
            - Rudy
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              EJ:"Rudy"
              Rudy:"Eat up, and we can call it a day"
              (EJ eats the Snickers bar he stepped on)
              Crowd:"ewww"
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                "Boys, time is almost up. (shines large butcher knife) It's your last chance for pie."
                -Scary German Guy
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                  Eugene:
                  Mummy came in my house...
                  -Eugene
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                    Rudy:
                    Sean, Where am I supposed to get silver bullets? K-Mart?
                    -Rudy
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                      Phoebe:
                      toontse ooce neiche vie! davinda! *shakes the amulet*
                      -Phoebe
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                        Rudy:
                        Bye bye band-aid breath.
                        -Rudy
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                          Horace:
                          Gentlemen, I'd just like to say three words: Scary, German, Guy.
                          -Horace
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                            Rudy:
                            Bang.
                            -Rudy
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                              Frankenstien:
                              Bogus!
                              -Frankenstien
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                                Sean:
                                We're The Monster Squad!
                                -Sean
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                                  Principal:
                                  Science is real, monsters are not.
                                  -Principal
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                                    Eugene:
                                    Mummy came in my house.
                                    -Eugene
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                                      Rudy:
                                      I'm in the god damn club, aren't I?
                                      -Rudy
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                                        Horace:
                                        Scary German Guy's bitchin'!
                                        -Horace
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                                          Horace:
                                          Your sister doesn't speak German, all she does is hang around and let guys touch her tits.
                                          -Horace
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                                            Patrick:
                                            Aw man, Fat Kid farted!
                                            -Patrick