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      Sultan and Jafar:
      Sultan: And this is my councilor, Jafar. He's happy to see you, too.
      Jafar: Ecstatic.
      -Sultan and Jafar
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        Iago:
        Hoo-boy...he's cracked, he's gone nuts. Hey, Jafar! JAFAR! GET A GRIP! Urp....good grip!
        -Iago
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          Genie:
          Ten thousand years in the Cave of Wonders oughta chill him out!
          -Genie
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            Genie:
            He's a little punch drunk; one too many hits from the snake!
            -Genie
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              Genie and Snake Jafar:
              Genie: (becomes three cheerleaders w/ A's on sweaters) Rick 'em, rack 'em, rock 'em, rake! Stick that sword into that snake!
              Snake Jafar: You ssssstay out of thisssss!
              Genie: (one cheerleader, waves tiny flag w/ J on it) Jafar, Jafar, he's our man. If he can't do it, GREAT!
              -Genie and Snake Jafar
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                Genie:
                Let's make some MAGIC!!
                -Genie
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                  Jafa and the Sultan:
                  You will order the princess to marry me. I will order the princess to...but your'e so old. The princess WILL marry me!
                  -Jafa and the Sultan
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                    Cave of Wonders:
                    WHO DISTURBS MY SLUMBER?
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                      Aladdin:
                      Abu, this is no time to panic! Start panicing!!
                      -Aladdin
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                        Genie:
                        [apeing Rodney Dangerfield] I can't believe it. I'm losin' to a rug!

                        -Genie
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                          Genie:
                          Three wishes... and X, nay on wishing for more wishes! That's it! Three! Uno, dos, tres. No substitutions, exchanges or refunds!

                          -Genie
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                            Genie:
                            Yo, Rugman! Haven't seen you in a few millennia. Give me some tassel!

                            -Genie
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                              Aladdin:
                              Look at that, Abu! It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends!

                              -Aladdin
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                                Genie:
                                'scuse me? *scoffs* Are you lookin' at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of a sudden you're walkin' out on me, I don't think so. Not right now. You're gettin' your wishes so SIT DOWN!!
                                -Genie
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                                  Aladdin:
                                  All of this for a loaf of bread?
                                  -Aladdin