Aladdin Quotes
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      Jafar:
      I think it's time to say good-bye to Prince Abubu!
      -Jafar
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        Jafar:
        Bring me the lamp! The rest of the treasure is yours, but the lamp is mine
        -Jafar
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          Jafar:
          Don't toy with me!
          -Jafar
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            Genie:
            Say--you're a *lot* smaller than my last master.
            -Genie
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              Iago:
              Ladies and gentlemen, a warm Agrabah welcome for Sorceror Jafar!
              -Iago
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                Prince Achmed:
                HA! YOU are a *worthless* street rat! You were born a street rat, you'll die a street rat, and only your fleas will mourn you!
                -Prince Achmed
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                  Jasmine:
                  When I am queen, I will have the power to get rid of YOU!
                  -Jasmine
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                    Aladdin:
                    I'm NOT worthless! And I DON"T have fleas!" (sighs) "Come on, Abu. Let's go home.
                    -Aladdin
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                      Jafar:
                      I love the way your *foul* little mind works!
                      -Jafar
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                        Guy at the start:
                        Ohh... look at this. I have never seen one of these intacted before. This is the famous dead sea tupperware. Listen... *Phat*.. ahh! Still good!
                        -Guy at the start
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                          Guards:
                          Guard: He's got a sword.
                          Razoul: You idiots. We've all got swords.

                          -Guards
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                            Genie:
                            Jafar, Jafar, he's our man, if he can't do it.....GREAT!
                            -Genie
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                              Iago:
                              You got a problem, Pinkie?
                              -Iago
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                                Genie as an airline attendant:
                                Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don't exit until the rug has come to a complete stop.
                                -Genie as an airline attendant
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                                  Iago the Parrot:
                                  I can't believe it! I just don't believe it! We're never gonna get a hold of that stupid lamp! Just forget it...look at this, look at this, I'm so ticked off that I'm MOLTING!
                                  -Iago the Parrot
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                                    Iago the Parrot:
                                    How in the he-...ahem...SQUAWK!!
                                    -Iago the Parrot
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                                      Genie:
                                      It's all part 'n parcel of the whole genie gig: PHENOMINAL COSMIC POWERS!!!! Eeeetibity living space!
                                      -Genie
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                                        Aladdin, Ladies, and Guard:
                                        Lady: Getting in to trouble a little early today, aren't we, Aladdin? Al: Trouble? No way! You're only in trouble if you get caught. Guard: GOTCHA! Al: I'm in trouble!
                                        -Aladdin, Ladies, and Guard
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                                          Aladdin and Genie:
                                          Genie: Dost my ears decieve me? Three? You are down by ONE, boy! Al: Ah, no, I didn't actually wish to get out of the cave...you did that on your own. Genie: (jaw drops) Boy, I feel sheepish. (turns self into sheep) Awright, you baaaaad boy...but no more
                                          -Aladdin and Genie
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                                            Genie:
                                            Al, I can't help you, I'm working for Senior Psychopath now!
                                            -Genie