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      Jafar (snake):
      You little fool. You thought you could defeat the most powerful being on earth!
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        Aladdin:
        Jasmine, I do love you. But, I gotta stop pretending to be someone I'm not.
        Jasmine:
        I understand.
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          Sultan:
          Jafar, you vile betrayer!
          Iago:
          That's "Sultan vile-betrayer." to you!
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            Jafar:
            If only I'd gotten that lamp!
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              Jafar (genie):
              The universe is mind to command, TO CONTROL!
              Aladdin:
              Not so fast, Jafar! Aren't you forgetting something? You wanted to be a genie, you got it!
              Jafar:
              What?!
              Aladdin:
              ...and everything that goes with it!
              Jafar:
              *sucking into the dark lamp* No! NO!
              Iago:
              I'm gettin' outta here!
              Aladdin:
              Phenomenal cosmic powers... itty-bitty living space.
              Genie:
              Al, you little genie-ous, you!
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                Cave of Wonders:
                Infidels! You have touched the forbidden treasure! Now, you will never again see the light of day!
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                  Genie:
                  Well, I feel sheepish. Alright, you baaaaaad boy, but no more freebies.
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                    Jafar (in disguise):
                    Haven't you ever heard of the Golden Rule? Whoever has the gold makes the rules!
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                      Aladdin:
                      Genie, I can't keep this up on my own...and I can't wish you free.
                      Genie:
                      Fine, I understand. After all, you've lied to everyone else. Hey, I was beginning to feel left-out. Now if you'll excuse me, "Master". *dissolves into the lamp*
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                        Jafar:
                        You are late.
                        Gazeem:
                        A thousand apologies, o patient one.
                        Jafar:
                        You have it then?
                        Gazeem:
                        I had to slit a few throats, but I got it.
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                          Welcome to Agraba. City of mystery, of enchantment. And the finest merchandise in stock and on sale today! Come on down! Ha ha ha.
                          -Merchant in the Begining
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                            Aladdin: "Good kitty, get up in go." or is it "Good teenagers, take off your clothes."
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                              Sultan:
                              Jafar, I order you to stop!
                              Jafar:
                              Ah, but a new order now: MY order! Finally, YOU will bow to me!
                              Jasmine:
                              We will never bow to you!
                              Iago:
                              Why am I not surprised?
                              Jafar:
                              If you won't bow before a sultan...THEN YOU WILL COWER BEFORE A SORCERER!!!
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                                Jafar:
                                now where was i, ah yes abject humiliation
                                -Jafar
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                                  Aladdin:
                                  Good Girls take off their clothes.
                                  -Aladdin
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                                    Genie:
                                    10,000 years can give you such a crick in the neck!
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                                      Genie:
                                      Jafar Jafar hes our man if he can't do it...GREAT!
                                      -Genie
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                                        Genie:
                                        I'm kinda fond of you too, Al. Not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything.
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                                          Genie:
                                          All right, Sparky, here's the deal: if you wanna court the little lady, you gotta be a straight shooter, do ya got it? Tell her, the TRUTH!
                                          -Genie
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                                            Genie:
                                            "Ta-da! Hail the conquering hero!" (turns into a one-man band until he sees Aladdin plodding back to his room)
                                            -Genie