Aladdin Quotes
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      Genie:
      Well, I feel sheepish. Alright, you baaaaaad boy, but no more freebies.
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        Jafar (in disguise):
        Haven't you ever heard of the Golden Rule? Whoever has the gold makes the rules!
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          Oh boy he's gone nuts; Jafar! Jafar... get a grip... good grip!- Iago
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            Jafar: "...You have it then"?
            Thief: "I had to slit a few throats, but I got it".
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              Welcome to Agraba. City of mystery, of enchantment. And the finest merchandise in stock and on sale today! Come on down! Ha ha ha.
              -Merchant in the Begining
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                Aladdin: "Good kitty, get up in go." or is it "Good teenagers, take off your clothes."
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                  Sultan: "Jafar, I order you to stop!"
                  Jafar: "Ah, but a new order now: MY orders! Finally, YOU shall bow to me!"
                  Jasmine: "We will never bow to you!"
                  Iago: "Why am I not surprised??"
                  Jafar: "If you won't bow before me as a sultan...THEN YOU SHALL COWER BEFORE A SORCERER!!!"
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                    Jafar:
                    now where was i, ah yes abject humiliation
                    -Jafar
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                      Aladdin:
                      Good Girls take off their clothes.
                      -Aladdin
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                        Genie:
                        10,000 YEARS! can give you such a crick in the neck oy!
                        -Genie
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                          Genie:
                          Jafar Jafar hes our man if he can't do it...GREAT!
                          -Genie
                          28715
                            Genie:
                            I'm kinda fond of you, too, Al. Not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything.
                            -Genie
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                              Genie:
                              All right, Sparky, here's the deal: if you wanna court the little lady, you gotta be a straight shooter, do ya got it? Tell her, the TRUTH!
                              -Genie
                              28713
                                Genie:
                                "Ta-da! Hail the conquering hero!" (turns into a one-man band until he sees Aladdin plodding back to his room)
                                -Genie
                                28712
                                  Aladdin:
                                  Abu! Don't--touch--anything! We've gotta find that lamp.
                                  -Aladdin
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                                    Jafar:
                                    You! How many times do I have to kill you, boy?
                                    -Jafar
                                    28710
                                      Guy at the start:
                                      Please. Please come closer." (camera quickly zooms in, but too close) "Oops. Too close. A little too close." (camera pulls back out) "There!
                                      -Guy at the start
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                                        Iago and Jafar:
                                        Iago: "Look at them. Cheering that little pipsqeak!"
                                        Jafar: "Let them cheer."
                                        -Iago and Jafar
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                                          Aladdin and Jafar:
                                          Aladdin: "Are you afraid to fight me yourself, you cowardly snake?"
                                          Jafar: "A snake, am I? Perhaps you would like to see how sssssnake-like I can be!"
                                          -Aladdin and Jafar
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                                            Aladdin:
                                            Genie, I wish for you to make me a prince!
                                            -Aladdin