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      Eckhardt:
      You mean when you run this show? You ain't got no future, Jack. You're an A-1 nut boy, and Grissom knows it.

      -Eckhardt
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        Joker:
        Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?

        -Joker
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          Joker:
          I've been dead once already; it's very liberating. You might think of it as... therapy.

          -Joker
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            Joker:
            I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman.

            -Joker
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              Jack:
              Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light?

              -Jack
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                Joker:
                Jack is dead, my friend. You can call me Joker and as you can see I'm a lot happier.

                -Joker
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                  Alfred:
                  I have little desire to spend my few remaining years grieving for the loss of old friends. Or their sons.

                  -Alfred
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                    Dist. Atty. Harvey Dent:
                    We received a letter from Batman. 'Citizens of Gotham. Gotham City has earned a rest from crime. But should the forces of evil rise again to cast a shadow on the heart of the city, call me.'

                    -Dist. Atty. Harvey Dent
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                      Joker:
                      Where does he get those wonderful toys?

                      -Joker
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                        Joker:
                        Batman... Batman... Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a *bat* gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!

                        -Joker
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                          Joker:
                          My balloons. Those are my balloons. He stole my balloons! Why didn't anyone tell me he had one of those... things? Bob, gun.

                          -Joker
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                            Joker:
                            As though we were made for each other... Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I'll rip their lungs out.

                            -Joker
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                              Bruce Wayne:
                              You want to get nuts? Come on! Lets get nuts!
                              -Bruce Wayne
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                                Joker:
                                Oh, Little song, little dance. Batman's head on a lance.
                                -Joker
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                                  Batman:
                                  I'm Batman!
                                  -Batman
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                                    Joker:
                                    Wait until they get a-load of me.
                                    -Joker