28651
Eckhardt:
You mean when you run this show? You ain't got no future, Jack. You're an A-1 nut boy, and Grissom knows it.
-Eckhardt
-Eckhardt
28650
Joker:
Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?
-Joker
-Joker
28649
Joker:
I've been dead once already; it's very liberating. You might think of it as... therapy.
-Joker
-Joker
28648
Joker:
I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman.
-Joker
-Joker
28647
Jack:
Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light?
-Jack
-Jack
28646
Joker:
Jack is dead, my friend. You can call me Joker and as you can see I'm a lot happier.
-Joker
-Joker
28645
Alfred:
I have little desire to spend my few remaining years grieving for the loss of old friends. Or their sons.
-Alfred
-Alfred
28644
Dist. Atty. Harvey Dent:
We received a letter from Batman. 'Citizens of Gotham. Gotham City has earned a rest from crime. But should the forces of evil rise again to cast a shadow on the heart of the city, call me.'
-Dist. Atty. Harvey Dent
-Dist. Atty. Harvey Dent
28643
Joker:
Where does he get those wonderful toys?
-Joker
-Joker
28642
Joker:
Batman... Batman... Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a *bat* gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!
-Joker
-Joker
28641
Joker:
My balloons. Those are my balloons. He stole my balloons! Why didn't anyone tell me he had one of those... things? Bob, gun.
-Joker
-Joker
28640
Joker:
As though we were made for each other... Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I'll rip their lungs out.
-Joker
-Joker
28639
Bruce Wayne:
You want to get nuts? Come on! Lets get nuts!
-Bruce Wayne
-Bruce Wayne
28638
Joker:
Oh, Little song, little dance. Batman's head on a lance.
-Joker
-Joker
28637
Batman:
I'm Batman!
-Batman
-Batman
28636
Joker:
Wait until they get a-load of me.
-Joker
-Joker
