The Mask Quotes
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      The Mask and Callaway:
      Callaway: Margret, You son of a bitch!!

      Mask: Gee I figured you had a sense of humor, after all.....

      You Married Her!!
      -The Mask and Callaway
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        The Mask:
        Hold On to your Lugnuts, cause it's TIIMMME for an Overhaul!!!
        -The Mask
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          The Mask:
          Hold on Sugar, Daddy's gotta Sweet Tooth Tonight!!
          -The Mask
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            Sweet Eddy:
            The money better be here Ipkiss. Or you can Ipkiss your ass goodbye.
            -Sweet Eddy
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              jim carry:
              p-a-r-t- y?Because i gotta.
              -jim carry
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                jim carry:
                somebody stop me.

                -jim carry
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                  Dorian Tyrell:
                  I want you to get the word out to every street hustler to every lowlife in this town. You understand me? I want him here tomorrow alive! You still here? COME ON, LET'S GO!
                  -Dorian Tyrell
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                    the Mask:
                    sorry son, the dog was rabid, had to put it down
                    -the Mask
                    28873
                      The Mask:
                      They call me Cuban Pete,
                      I'm the king of the Latin beat,
                      When I play my maraccas I go
                      Chic-chicy-boom, chic-chicy-boom, chic-chicy-boom!
                      -The Mask
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                        The Mask:
                        Now you're about to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well...do ya, punks?
                        -The Mask
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                          Stanley Ipkiss:
                          I'm warning you, I'm seriously stressed out here!
                          -Stanley Ipkiss
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                            Stanley Ipkiss & Policeman:
                            Hey you, what are you doin' down there? I'm just lookin' for...my mask! I got it!
                            -Stanley Ipkiss & Policeman
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                              Stanley Ipkiss:
                              Back off, monkey-boy! Before I tell your daddy, you're running the place like it's your own personal piggy bank. Or maybe we should call the IRS and see if they have a little vacation for you at Club FED!
                              -Stanley Ipkiss
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                                The Mask:
                                S-s-s-s-smokin'!!
                                -The Mask