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      Lloyd:
      They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, you know?
      -Lloyd
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        Lloyd:
        Hey!, I guess they're right. Senior Citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.

        -Lloyd
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          Lloyd:
          It's OK, I'm a limo driver.
          -Lloyd
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            Lloyd:
            First time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I got that romantic, old fashioned feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
            -Lloyd
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              Harry:
              According to the map we've only gone about four inches. You know, I don't think we have enough gas money.
              -Harry