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    28847
      Lloyd (daydreaming):
      So he asks 'Do you love me?' and she says 'No, but that's a real nice ski mask.'
      -Lloyd (daydreaming)
      28846
        Lloyd:
        I desperatley want to make love to a school boy.
        -Lloyd
        28845
          Harry and Black girl:
          Harry: Those skis yours?
          Girl: yeah
          Harry: Both of them?

          -Harry and Black girl
          28844
            Harry and Mary Swanson:
            Harry: We successfully mated a bull dog and a shi tzu.
            Mary: really??
            Harry: Yeah we called it a bullshit!!!

            -Harry and Mary Swanson
            28843
              Lloyd:
              Slippy, Slappy, Swammi.... (looks at case).... Samsonite, I was way off.
              -Lloyd
              28842
                Loyed:
                No way, thats great. (walks out bar into hotel) We landed on the moon!
                -Loyed
                28841
                  Lloyd:
                  Don't you go dying on me!
                  -Lloyd
                  28840
                    guy in diner:
                    KICK HISS ASS SEABASS!
                    -guy in diner
                    28839
                      Lloyd:
                      hey harry old buddy old pal!
                      -Lloyd
                      28838
                        Lloyd:
                        I got worms.
                        -Lloyd
                        28837
                          Lloyd:
                          Hey. You wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world.....ERRRREHHHHHHHHHHHH (Harry joins in)
                          -Lloyd
                          28836
                            Lloyd:
                            I'm talkin' about a little place called Assssssspen.
                            -Lloyd
                            28835
                              Lloyd:
                              I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it comin'.
                              -Lloyd
                              28834
                                Harry:
                                Austria huh? Well g'day to ya mate, lets throw anotha shrimp on the ba-bie"
                                -Harry
                                28833
                                  Loyd and Harry:
                                  Mock, yeah. Ing, yeah. bird, yeah. yeah, yeah.
                                  -Loyd and Harry
                                  28832
                                    Harry Dunne:
                                    They killed Petey
                                    -Harry Dunne
                                    28831
                                      Lloyd:
                                      We're in a hole, we're just gonna have to dig ourselves out.
                                      -Lloyd
                                      28830
                                        lloyd:
                                        why you going to the airport. flyin' somewhere
                                        -lloyd
                                        28829
                                          Lloyd:
                                          We've got no food. We've got no job, our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
                                          -Lloyd
                                          28828
                                            Harry:
                                            Yeah, I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about not listening to her enough or somethin. I don't know, I wasn't paying attention.
                                            -Harry