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      Lloyd Christmas: "Nice accent....New Jersey?"
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        Lloyd: "This isn't my real job you know."
        Mary: "No?"
        Lloyd: "Nope. My friend Harry and I are saving up our money to open up our own pet store."
        Mary: "That's nice."
        Lloyd: "I Got Worms."
        Mary: "I beg your pardon?"
        Lloyd: "That's what we're gonna call it. 'I Got Worms.' We're gonna specialize in selling worm farms. You know, like ant farms?"
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          Harry: "My parakeet Petey. He's dead."
          Lloyd: "Oh, I'm sorry, Harry. What happened?"
          Harry: "His head fell off."
          Lloyd: "His head fell off?"
          Harry: "Yeah, he was pretty old."
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            Harry: "I was expecting the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this."
            Lloyd: "I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shit man."
            28863
              Harry: "Jeez look at the butt on that."
              Lloyd: "Yeah. He must work out."
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                Harry-I pictured the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
                Lloyd-Yeah, that John Denver was full of shit.
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                  Lloyd: " Excuse me, Flo? What's the soup du jour?"
                  Waitress: "It's the soup of the day."
                  Lloyd: "Mmmmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that."
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                    Lloyd: "We've landed on the moon!"
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                      Lloyd: You cant triple stamp a double stamp!
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                        Doorman: Excuse me gentlemen, this is a $500 plate dinner. Goodnight.
                        Harry: Ohhhhh. Alright ok no problem. Here, put us down for four.
                        Harry hands the doorman $2000.
                        Lloyd: In case we want seconds.
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                          Cop: Pullover!
                          Harry: No its a cardigan but thanks for noticing.
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                            Harry: Nice set of hooters you got there.
                            Mary:(covering her breasts) I beg your pardon?
                            Harry: The Owls, there beautiful.
                            28855
                              Harry: Just when I think you couldn't do anything any dumber you go and do something like this.... AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!!
                              28854
                                "Are you aware its against the law to have a open alchol container here in the state of Pennsivina. C'mon give me that booze you little pumpkin pie haircutted freak C'mon!!!"
                                -Policeman who stops Harry & Lloyd for having open beer bottles in the van.
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                                  "Are you aware its against the law to have a open alchol container here in the state of Pennsivina. C'mon give me that booze you little pumpkin pie haircutted freak C'mon!!!"
                                  -Policeman who stops Harry & Lloyd for having open beer bottles in the van.
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                                    Mary: I hope you're not using the toilet it's broken.

                                    Harry: Huh?

                                    Mary: The toilet doesn't flush.
                                    28851
                                      According to the map we've only gone 4 inches
                                      -Harry
                                      28850
                                        Harry: You sold my Dead Bird to a BLIND KID?!
                                        Lloyd: Harry! I took care of it!
                                        28849
                                          Lloyd:
                                          Man, you are one pathetic loser.
                                          -Lloyd
                                          28848
                                            Harry and Lloyd:
                                            Lloyd: So what happened, Har? Some little filly break your heart?

                                            Harry: No, It was a girl.

                                            Lloyd: Oh!
                                            -Harry and Lloyd