28867
Lloyd Christmas: "Nice accent....New Jersey?"
28866
Lloyd: "This isn't my real job you know."
Mary: "No?"
Lloyd: "Nope. My friend Harry and I are saving up our money to open up our own pet store."
Mary: "That's nice."
Lloyd: "I Got Worms."
Mary: "I beg your pardon?"
Lloyd: "That's what we're gonna call it. 'I Got Worms.' We're gonna specialize in selling worm farms. You know, like ant farms?"
Mary: "No?"
Lloyd: "Nope. My friend Harry and I are saving up our money to open up our own pet store."
Mary: "That's nice."
Lloyd: "I Got Worms."
Mary: "I beg your pardon?"
Lloyd: "That's what we're gonna call it. 'I Got Worms.' We're gonna specialize in selling worm farms. You know, like ant farms?"
28865
Harry: "My parakeet Petey. He's dead."
Lloyd: "Oh, I'm sorry, Harry. What happened?"
Harry: "His head fell off."
Lloyd: "His head fell off?"
Harry: "Yeah, he was pretty old."
Lloyd: "Oh, I'm sorry, Harry. What happened?"
Harry: "His head fell off."
Lloyd: "His head fell off?"
Harry: "Yeah, he was pretty old."
28864
Harry: "I was expecting the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this."
Lloyd: "I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shit man."
Lloyd: "I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shit man."
28863
Harry: "Jeez look at the butt on that."
Lloyd: "Yeah. He must work out."
Lloyd: "Yeah. He must work out."
28862
Harry-I pictured the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Lloyd-Yeah, that John Denver was full of shit.
Lloyd-Yeah, that John Denver was full of shit.
28861
Lloyd: " Excuse me, Flo? What's the soup du jour?"
Waitress: "It's the soup of the day."
Lloyd: "Mmmmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that."
Waitress: "It's the soup of the day."
Lloyd: "Mmmmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that."
28860
Lloyd: "We've landed on the moon!"
28859
Lloyd: You cant triple stamp a double stamp!
28858
Doorman: Excuse me gentlemen, this is a $500 plate dinner. Goodnight.
Harry: Ohhhhh. Alright ok no problem. Here, put us down for four.
Harry hands the doorman $2000.
Lloyd: In case we want seconds.
Harry: Ohhhhh. Alright ok no problem. Here, put us down for four.
Harry hands the doorman $2000.
Lloyd: In case we want seconds.
28857
Cop: Pullover!
Harry: No its a cardigan but thanks for noticing.
Harry: No its a cardigan but thanks for noticing.
28856
Harry: Nice set of hooters you got there.
Mary:(covering her breasts) I beg your pardon?
Harry: The Owls, there beautiful.
Mary:(covering her breasts) I beg your pardon?
Harry: The Owls, there beautiful.
28855
Harry: Just when I think you couldn't do anything any dumber you go and do something like this.... AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!!
28854
"Are you aware its against the law to have a open alchol container here in the state of Pennsivina. C'mon give me that booze you little pumpkin pie haircutted freak C'mon!!!"
-Policeman who stops Harry & Lloyd for having open beer bottles in the van.
-Policeman who stops Harry & Lloyd for having open beer bottles in the van.
28853
"Are you aware its against the law to have a open alchol container here in the state of Pennsivina. C'mon give me that booze you little pumpkin pie haircutted freak C'mon!!!"
-Policeman who stops Harry & Lloyd for having open beer bottles in the van.
-Policeman who stops Harry & Lloyd for having open beer bottles in the van.
28852
Mary: I hope you're not using the toilet it's broken.
Harry: Huh?
Mary: The toilet doesn't flush.
Harry: Huh?
Mary: The toilet doesn't flush.
28851
According to the map we've only gone 4 inches
-Harry
-Harry
28850
Harry: You sold my Dead Bird to a BLIND KID?!
Lloyd: Harry! I took care of it!
Lloyd: Harry! I took care of it!
28849
Lloyd:
Man, you are one pathetic loser.
-Lloyd
-Lloyd
28848
Harry and Lloyd:
Lloyd: So what happened, Har? Some little filly break your heart?
Harry: No, It was a girl.
Lloyd: Oh!
-Harry and Lloyd
Harry: No, It was a girl.
Lloyd: Oh!
-Harry and Lloyd
