The Wiz Quotes
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      Scarecrow:
      This is just an experiment. (Dorothy tries to help him off the pole, but he falls down) The results of the first experiment: Subject is a hopeless failure.
      -Scarecrow
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        Crow:
        What is goin' down in that hayloft you call a head?
        -Crow
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          Miss One:
          Count your blessings, cut your losses and follow the yellow brick road.
          -Miss One
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            Dorothy:
            What's a Wiz?
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              Dorothy and Miss One:
              Where's New York?" "New York?" "433 Prospect Place." "Ooh! 4-3-3. You wanna play more than one number today honey?
              -Dorothy and Miss One
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                Dorothy and TinMan:
                Don't move. Don't worry, I wasn't planning any promenades.
                -Dorothy and TinMan
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                  Scarecrow:
                  Dorothy and Toto...what intelligent names.
                  -Scarecrow
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                    Cowardly Lion:
                    Begone you overexcited slot machine! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
                    -Cowardly Lion
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                      The Wiz and Lion:
                      And what do you want, you overstuffed animal cracker? I wanna get the hell outta here!
                      -The Wiz and Lion
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                        Tinman and Scarecrow:
                        Would you lay an appropriate quote on this poor beast? Showers expected late tomorrow.
                        -Tinman and Scarecrow
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                          Miss One:
                          Bottom line, honey, this chick put the "UGH" in ugly.
                          -Miss One
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                            Munchkins:
                            Let's hear it for Super Witch and her Wonder Dog!
                            -Munchkins
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                              Evilene:
                              Do you want saurkraut or mustard with your..HOT DOG?? Ha ha ha ha!!
                              -Evilene
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                                Emerald City Citizens:
                                I want to be SEEN GREEN. Wouldn't be caught DEAD, RED.
                                -Emerald City Citizens
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                                  Scarecrow and Tin Man:
                                  Barnum said 'A sucker is born every minute.' I was with Barnum when he said that, I never thought I'd be one of them.
                                  -Scarecrow and Tin Man
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                                    Dorothy & Tin Man:
                                    There, now how does that feel? But that's the whole tragic point, my friends. What would I do if I could suddenly feel...
                                    -Dorothy & Tin Man
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                                      Evilene:
                                      Aah! No!! I'm allergic to water!!
                                      -Evilene
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                                        Tin Man:
                                        Hurry hurry hurry, step right up and save a life!
                                        -Tin Man
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                                          Lion:
                                          OH MIGHTY ZEUS"
                                          - Lion