The Addams Family Quotes
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      Girlscout and Wednesday t:
      "Would you like to buy some girlscout cookies?"
      "Are they made with real girlscouts?"
      -Girlscout and Wednesday t
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        Pugsley:
        Are they dead?
        Wednesday:
        Does it matter?
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          Dr. Pinderschloss:
          Love/hate, hate/love. Like for mama, no?
          Gomez:
          But, I didn't hate my mother. It was an accident.
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            Gomez:
            Spirits above me, give me a sign. Should I be joyous, or shall I be damned?
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              Fester:
              You were a terrible mother! There! I said it.
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                Judge Womack:
                DAMN YOU, ADDAMS!
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                  Gomez:
                  Ah ha! SHOWTIME!
                  -Gomez
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                    Gomez:
                    We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you.
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                      Mortica:
                      He looks so sweet. Looks just like a little entrée.
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                        Morticia:
                        Thing, you're a handful.
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                          Mortica:
                          Don't torture yourself, Gomez. That's my job.
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                            Sally Jessy Raphael:
                            Mr. Addams, please stop calling! We do not know where they meet!

                            -Sally Jessy Raphael
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                              Wednesday:
                              This is my costume. I'm a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else.
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                                Morticia:
                                Uncle Nick-Nack's winter wardrobe. Uncle Nick-Nack's summer wardrobe. Uncle Nick-Nack.

                                -Morticia
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                                  Mortica:
                                  Hush, mama! It's for charity! Widows and orphans. We need more of them.

                                  -Mortica
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                                    Mortica:
                                    Wednesday, play with your food.
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                                      Gomez:
                                      What? Come on, Old Man, I've smoked since I was 5. Mother insisted.
                                      -Gomez