Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Quotes
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    29021
      Ace and the dog napper:
      Sounds broken."
      "Most likely just sign here here and here.
      -Ace and the dog napper
      29020
        Ace Ventura:
        That kind of surgery can be done over the weekend!
        -Ace Ventura
        29019
          Ace Ventura:
          I'm in pyschos-ville and finkle's the mayor!
          -Ace Ventura
          29018
            Ace:
            351! 351! ROVER SET! HIKE! HIKE!
            -Ace
            29017
              Ace:
              Warning! Assholes are closer than they appear!
              -Ace
              29016
                Ace Ventura:
                How can I be getting zis vork done vit all all de shouting? Vat vit de shouting? *Who the hell is that?* **That's, uh...** Heinz Kissvelvet. You vant to talk to ze dolphin, you talk to me.
                -Ace Ventura
                29015
                  Ace:
                  Lovely party... pitty I wasn't invited.
                  -Ace
                  29014
                    Ace Ventura:
                    Alrighty then!
                    -Ace Ventura
                    29013
                      Ace Ventura:
                      Like a glove!
                      -Ace Ventura
                      29012
                        Ace:
                        We're goin' downtown...
                        -Ace
                        29011
                          Ace:
                          Do NOT go in there. Whoo!
                          -Ace
                          29010
                            Ace:
                            Finkle is Rhinhorn, Rhinhorn is Finkle, that must mean Finkle is a Man!
                            -Ace
                            29009
                              Ace's Butt:
                              Excuse me, I'd like to ass you a few questions.
                              -Ace's Butt