Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Quotes
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      Chief Sterns:
      We are presently executing a plan of redeployment that will minimize response time while maximizing coordination between patrol units in a decentralized networking scheme.
      -Chief Sterns
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        Michaelangelo:
        [Watching a "Tortoise and the Hare" cartoon on TV] You believe this guy? Come on, Ninja kick the damn rabbit. Do something.

        -Michaelangelo
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          Splinter:
          I have always liked... Cowabunga.
          -Splinter
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            Shredder:
            Fools. Ha ha. The three of you might have overpowered me with the loss of but one. Now your fate will be his.

            -Shredder
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              Donatello:
              Question: Do you like penicillin on your pizza?
              -Donatello
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                Rapheal:
                (He knocks out a few Foot Ninjas)
                "Hey, how you guys expect to beat me?"
                (Then he sees that they have begun to surround him)
                "Good answer, good answer."

                -Rapheal
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                  All!:
                  KOWABUNGA DUDE!!!!!!!
                  -All!
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                    Michaelangelo:
                    Whoa! *swoosh* Hiya! *punch* I love being a Turtle!
                    -Michaelangelo
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                      Raphiel:
                      Yeah, Im crazy Leo Alright? I'm loony, Okay?
                      -Raphiel
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                        Shredder:
                        You are here because the outside world rejects you. This is your family. I am your father. I want you all to become full members of The Foot. There is a new enemy... freaks of nature who interfere with our business. You are my eyes and ears. Find them.
                        -Shredder
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                          Mikey:
                          Huh, and I thought everybody loved Vannah.
                          (after he does the wheel of fourtune in Aprils apartment when the foot attack)
                          -Mikey
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                            Michaelangelo:
                            I Love Being A Turtle
                            -Michaelangelo
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                              Michelangelo:
                              Let's go for it!
                              -Michelangelo
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                                Tatsu:
                                Never lower your eyes to an enemy.
                                -Tatsu
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                                  Raphael:
                                  Cricket?! Nobody understands cricket. You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket.
                                  -Raphael
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                                    Foot Ninja:
                                    You're mouth may cause you much trouble, Miss 'O Neil. I deliver a message...*slaps face* ..SHUT IT!
                                    -Foot Ninja
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                                      Michelangelo:
                                      God, I love being a Turtle!
                                      -Michelangelo
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                                        Splinter & Shredder:
                                        Death comes for us all, Oroku Saki. But something much worse comes for you. For when you die, it will be...*yells* ...Without honor.
                                        -Splinter & Shredder
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                                          Casey Jones:
                                          The class is Pain 101. Your instructor is Casey Jones.
                                          -Casey Jones
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                                            Donatello:
                                            Gosh, it's kinda like 'Moon Lighting' isn't it?
                                            -Donatello