Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Quotes
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      Donatello:
      The Shedder?
      Michelangelo:
      Maybe all that hardware's for making coleslaw
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        The Shredder:
        You are here because the outside world rejects you. THIS is your family. *I* am your father. I want you all to become full members of the Foot. There is a new enemy: freaks of nature who interfere with our business. You are my eyes and ears; find them. Together we will punish these creatures. These... turtles.
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          Casey Jones:
          [about April's farmhouse] Hey, didn't they use this place in The Grapes of Wrath?
          April:
          Very funny. I told you, I haven't been up here in years.
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            Tatsu:
            I do not understand. Why do the Turtles trouble you, Master? They had not been seen for many days.
            Shredder:
            Something about the way you describe their fighting. Something familiar, something...from the past.
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              Donatello:
              Good thing these guys aren't lumberjacks.
              Michaelangelo:
              No joke. The only thing safe in the woods... would be the trees!
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                Michaelangelo:
                God, I love being a turtle!
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                  Pizza Delivery Guy:
                  I gotta get a new route, and I thought I'd deliver everywhere.
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                    Raphael: What's a guy gotta do to get some food around here?
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                      Casey Jones:
                      So long freak, I got work to do!
                      Raphael:
                      Freak? FREAK?
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                        Leonardo:
                        Hey Raph, where you going?
                        Raphael:
                        Out to a movie. That okay with you?
                        Leonardo:
                        Yeah.
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                          Raphael:
                          Cricket? Nobody understands cricket. You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand Cricket.
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                            Raphael:
                            A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me you didn't pay money for this.
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                              Donatello:
                              Donatello: Look, nyuk nyuk, I think he's blushing.
                              Raphael:
                              I am not!
                              Donatello:
                              I think he's actually turning red!
                              Raphael:
                              HAIYA! (throws sai between Donatello's legs)
                              Donatello:
                              Uh..maybe not.
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                                Raphael:
                                What Russian novel embraces more than 500 characters and is set in the Napoleonic Wars?
                                Donatello:
                                'War and Peace'
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                                  Casey Jones:
                                  (kisses the golf club) I'll never call golf a dull game again.
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                                    Now I know how it feels to travel without a greencard
                                    -Raph
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                                      Foot Soldier:
                                      We've been looking for you, Ms. O'Neil.
                                      April:
                                      What, I'm I behind on my sony payments again?
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                                        Foot Thug:
                                        We have a loyalty to the Shredder!
                                        Splinter:
                                        The Shredder uses you! He poisons your minds to obtain that which he desires; he cares nothing for you or the people you hurt!
                                        Foot Thug:
                                        We're a family.
                                        Casey Jones:
                                        Family? Is that what you said, "family"? Wait, you call this here and that down there "family"?
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                                          Leonardo:
                                          Gotcha!
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                                            Leonardo:
                                            [Raphael has brought an unconscious April O'Neil into the sewer] Are you crazy?
                                            Raphael:
                                            Yeah, Leo - I'm crazy, OK? A loony, OK?
                                            Donatello:
                                            Why?
                                            Raphael:
                                            Why? Why - Oh I don't know, 'cause I wanted to redecorate. You know, a couple of throw pillows, a TV news reporter, what do ya think?