29325
Donatello:
The Shedder?
Michelangelo:
Maybe all that hardware's for making coleslaw
29324
The Shredder:
You are here because the outside world rejects you. THIS is your family. *I* am your father. I want you all to become full members of the Foot. There is a new enemy: freaks of nature who interfere with our business. You are my eyes and ears; find them. Together we will punish these creatures. These... turtles.
29323
Casey Jones: [about April's farmhouse] Hey, didn't they use this place in The Grapes of Wrath?
April: Very funny. I told you, I haven't been up here in years.
April: Very funny. I told you, I haven't been up here in years.
29322
Casey Jones: Lead the way, Toots.
April: "Toots"?
Casey Jones: Babe? Sweetcakes? Ah - Princess! You wanna throw me a clue here? I'm drowning.
April: Hey, you know what, that's okay. I'll do it myself.
Casey Jones: Fine, it's up to you. Just don't come around here asking for my help anymore.
April: Casey, I wouldn't ask for your help if you were the last THING on the face of this planet.
April: "Toots"?
Casey Jones: Babe? Sweetcakes? Ah - Princess! You wanna throw me a clue here? I'm drowning.
April: Hey, you know what, that's okay. I'll do it myself.
Casey Jones: Fine, it's up to you. Just don't come around here asking for my help anymore.
April: Casey, I wouldn't ask for your help if you were the last THING on the face of this planet.
29321
Donatello: Good thing these guys aren't lumberjacks.
Michaelangelo: No joke. The only thing safe in the woods... would be the trees!
Michaelangelo: No joke. The only thing safe in the woods... would be the trees!
29320
Michaelangelo:
God, I love being a turtle!
29319
Pizza Delivery Guy: I gotta get a new route.
29318
Raphael: What's a guy gotta do to get some food around here?
29317
Raphael: Freak? FREAK?
29316
Cab Driver: Looked kinda like, a big turtle in a trenchcoat.
29315
Raphael: Cricket? You gotta know what a crumpet is to know Cricket.
29314
Raphael: A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me you didn't pay money for this.
29313
Donatello: Look, nyuk nyuk, I think he's blushing.
Raphael: I am not!
Donatello: I think he's actually turning red!
Raphael: HAIYA! (throws sai between Donatello's legs)
Donatello: Uh...(looks down and back up at Mikey) hmm, maybe not.
Michelangelo: Mhm
Raphael: So what do we do now?
Leonardo: What do you mean 'What do we do now'?
Raphael: Splinter's out there somewhere-
Leonardo: I know Splinter's out there.
Michelangelo: Fight?
Donatello: Fight.
Michelangelo: Kitchen?
Donatello: Kitchen.
Michelangelo: Yeah...
Raphael: So what are we gonna do about it?
Leonardo: What can we do about it? April's our only link to these guys. We have to wait until she comes up with something.
Raphael:Oh so, that's the plan from our great leader, huh? Just sit here on our butts!
Leonardo: I never said I was your 'great leader'.
Raphael: Well you sure act like it sometimes.
Leonardo: Yeah? Well, you act like a jerk sometimes, you know that? And this attitude of yours isn't helping anything.
Raphael: Yeah well, well maybe I'll just take my attitude and leave!
Leonardo: Why don't ya?!
Raphael: I will!
Leonardo: Good!
Raphael: Great! (slams door shut)
Leonardo: Go ahead! We don't need ya!
(Michelangelo and Donatello watching from the kitchen)
Michelangelo: (turning to Donatello) Porkrind?
Donatello: Porkrind! (shoves it into his already full mouth)
Raphael: I am not!
Donatello: I think he's actually turning red!
Raphael: HAIYA! (throws sai between Donatello's legs)
Donatello: Uh...(looks down and back up at Mikey) hmm, maybe not.
Michelangelo: Mhm
Raphael: So what do we do now?
Leonardo: What do you mean 'What do we do now'?
Raphael: Splinter's out there somewhere-
Leonardo: I know Splinter's out there.
Michelangelo: Fight?
Donatello: Fight.
Michelangelo: Kitchen?
Donatello: Kitchen.
Michelangelo: Yeah...
Raphael: So what are we gonna do about it?
Leonardo: What can we do about it? April's our only link to these guys. We have to wait until she comes up with something.
Raphael:Oh so, that's the plan from our great leader, huh? Just sit here on our butts!
Leonardo: I never said I was your 'great leader'.
Raphael: Well you sure act like it sometimes.
Leonardo: Yeah? Well, you act like a jerk sometimes, you know that? And this attitude of yours isn't helping anything.
Raphael: Yeah well, well maybe I'll just take my attitude and leave!
Leonardo: Why don't ya?!
Raphael: I will!
Leonardo: Good!
Raphael: Great! (slams door shut)
Leonardo: Go ahead! We don't need ya!
(Michelangelo and Donatello watching from the kitchen)
Michelangelo: (turning to Donatello) Porkrind?
Donatello: Porkrind! (shoves it into his already full mouth)
29312
Raphael:
What Russian novel embraces more than 500 characters and is set in the Napoleonic Wars?
Donatello:
'War and Peace'
29311
Casey Jones:
(kisses the golf club) I'll never call golf a dull game again.
29310
Now I know how it feels to travel without a greencard
-Raph
-Raph
29309
What I'm I behind on my sony payments again
-April
-April
29308
I shall finish what I begin with your ear aahhhhhhh!!!
-Shredder
-Shredder
29307
What, you call that there, and this here, family?
-Casey Jones
-Casey Jones
29306
Leonardo: [Raphael has brought an unconscious April O'Neil into the sewer] Are you crazy?
Raphael: Yeah, Leo - I'm crazy, OK? A loony, OK?
Donatello: But why?
Raphael: Why? Why - Oh I don't know, 'cause I wanted to redecorate. You know, a couple of throw pillows, a TV news reporter, what do ya think?
Raphael: Yeah, Leo - I'm crazy, OK? A loony, OK?
Donatello: But why?
Raphael: Why? Why - Oh I don't know, 'cause I wanted to redecorate. You know, a couple of throw pillows, a TV news reporter, what do ya think?
