29221
Lydia:
God, I can't stand that woman!
-Lydia
-Lydia
29220
Beetlegeuse:
(speaking in Lydia's voice) Yes I love that man of mine
-Beetlegeuse
-Beetlegeuse
29219
Delia and Otho:
(Delia writes 'mauve' on the wall)[Otho] You read my mind
[Delia] I did?
-Delia and Otho
[Delia] I did?
-Delia and Otho
29218
Lydia:
Maybe you can relax in haunted house, but I can't
-Lydia
-Lydia
29217
Lydia:
Oh, what am I worried about? Otho, you can't even change a tire.
-Lydia
-Lydia
29216
Lydia:
My LIFE is a dark room...one, big, dark, room
-Lydia
-Lydia
29215
Adam and Barbara:
(Adam) Handbook for the recently deseased
(Barbara) Deceased
-Adam and Barbara
(Barbara) Deceased
-Adam and Barbara
29214
Betelgeuse:
Ah, Ah, Ah... Nobody says the "B" word!
-Betelgeuse
-Betelgeuse
29213
Betelgeuse.:
Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KE
-Betelgeuse.
-Betelgeuse.
29212
Betelgeuse:
Go ahead... make my millenium.
-Betelgeuse
-Betelgeuse
29211
Delia:
A little gasoline... blowtorch... no problem.
-Delia
-Delia
29210
Lydia:
You can't scare her, she's sleeping with Prince Valium tonight.
-Lydia
-Lydia
29209
Betelgeuse:
That's good work. Let me ask you something. How do you get them so sma... Hey, there goes Elvis! Yo, King!
-Betelgeuse
-Betelgeuse
29208
Delia:
Open this door you dead people or we'll bust it down and drag you out by the ropes you hanged yourselves with!
-Delia
-Delia
29207
Beryl:
Delia, you are a flake. You have always been a flake. If you insist on frightening people, do it with your sculpture.
-Beryl
-Beryl
29206
Bettlejuice:
I' seen "The Exorsist 167 times and it keeps getting better every single time I see it
-Bettlejuice
-Bettlejuice
29205
Betelgeuse:
Oh look! They've been to Saturn. Hey, I've been to Saturn! Whoa. Sandworms. You hate 'em right? I hate 'em myself!
-Betelgeuse
-Betelgeuse
29204
Othos:
Don't mind her. She's still upset because somebody dropped a house on her sister
-Othos
-Othos
29203
Betelgeuse:
Because if I tell you, you tell your friends... your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time... and I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a HELL. OK? A living HELL.
-Betelgeuse
-Betelgeuse
29202
Betelgeuse:
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
-Betelgeuse
-Betelgeuse
