Beetlejuice Quotes
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      Lydia Deetz:
      I'm strang and Unusual
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        bring the little partners down, we got plenty of snakes for them to play with, theres no problem with that at all . so, say it once, say it twice, third times a charm, and remeber, i'll eat any thing you want me to eat, i'll swallow any thing you want me to swallow. Come on down now, i'll (snaps) chew on a dog Wooh!

        - Betelgeuse
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          Betelgeuse: [after a truck crashes into the streetlight and gasoline sprays up from the engine] You bunch of losers! How dare you interrupt a professional while he's working?!
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            Adam Maitland: "What I mean to say is, what are your qualifications?"
            Beetlejuice: "Ah, well... I attended Juilliard, I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school, I travel quite extensively, I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that, I've seen 'The Exorcist' about a HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, and it keeps getting better EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT!!!"
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              Beetlejuice: "Go ahead. Make my millennium. AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!"
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                Barbara:"Betelgeuse betelgeuse betelgeuse"
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                  Beetlejuice: "NICE F***ING MODEL!!!"
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                    (imporsinating lydia) my name is lydia deetz and i am of sound mind,the man next to me is the one i want, you asked me,i'm answering,yes i love that man of mine. - beetlegeuse
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                      (imporsinating lydia) my name is lydia deetz and i am of sound mind,the man next to me is the one i want, you asked me,i'm answering,yes i love that man of mine. - beetlegeuse
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                        beetlejuice: nice fuckin model!
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                          Lydia:
                          She's sleeping with Prince Valium tonight
                          -Lydia
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                            Barbara(posessed):
                            Learn to throw your voice, fool your friends, fun at parties.
                            -Barbara(posessed)
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                              Beryl, Otho:
                              Beryl: Paranormal? Is that what they're calling your kind these days?

                              Otho: Don't mind her. She's still upset because somebody dropped a house on her sister.
                              -Beryl, Otho
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                                Otho:
                                Otho: Ugh. Deliver me from L.L. Bean.
                                -Otho
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                                  Bettlejuice:
                                  you guys are a spookters aren't u let's trun on the juice and see what shakes losse
                                  -Bettlejuice
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                                    Dead Football Player:
                                    Hey, coach? I don't think we survived that plane crash...(Juno) I'm not your coach!
                                    -Dead Football Player
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                                      Betelguese:
                                      (kicks over tree in graveyard) Nice F*ck*n model <honk> <honk> (as he grabs his genitals)

                                      -Betelguese
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                                        beetlejuice:
                                        HEY! we even shop in the same store!
                                        -beetlejuice
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                                          Beetle Juice:
                                          (Rising from the model) Attention K-Mart shoppers.
                                          -Beetle Juice
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                                            Lydia:
                                            God, I can't stand that woman!
                                            -Lydia