32363
Beetlegeuse:
I've seen "The Exorcist" 167 times, and it keeps getting funnier every single time!
30820
Lydia Deetz:
I'm strang and Unusual
29239
bring the little partners down, we got plenty of snakes for them to play with, theres no problem with that at all . so, say it once, say it twice, third times a charm, and remeber, i'll eat any thing you want me to eat, i'll swallow any thing you want me to swallow. Come on down now, i'll (snaps) chew on a dog Wooh!
- Betelgeuse
- Betelgeuse
29238
Betelgeuse: [after a truck crashes into the streetlight and gasoline sprays up from the engine] You bunch of losers! How dare you interrupt a professional while he's working?!
29237
Adam Maitland: "What I mean to say is, what are your qualifications?"
Beetlejuice: "Ah, well... I attended Juilliard, I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school, I travel quite extensively, I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that, I've seen 'The Exorcist' about a HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, and it keeps getting better EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT!!!"
Beetlejuice: "Ah, well... I attended Juilliard, I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school, I travel quite extensively, I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that, I've seen 'The Exorcist' about a HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, and it keeps getting better EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT!!!"
29236
Beetlejuice: "Go ahead. Make my millennium. AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!"
29235
Barbara:"Betelgeuse betelgeuse betelgeuse"
29234
Beetlejuice: "NICE F***ING MODEL!!!"
29233
(imporsinating lydia) my name is lydia deetz and i am of sound mind,the man next to me is the one i want, you asked me,i'm answering,yes i love that man of mine. - beetlegeuse
29232
(imporsinating lydia) my name is lydia deetz and i am of sound mind,the man next to me is the one i want, you asked me,i'm answering,yes i love that man of mine. - beetlegeuse
29231
beetlejuice: nice fuckin model!
29230
Lydia:
She's sleeping with Prince Valium tonight
-Lydia
-Lydia
29229
Barbara(posessed):
Learn to throw your voice, fool your friends, fun at parties.
-Barbara(posessed)
-Barbara(posessed)
29228
Beryl, Otho:
Beryl: Paranormal? Is that what they're calling your kind these days?
Otho: Don't mind her. She's still upset because somebody dropped a house on her sister.
-Beryl, Otho
Otho: Don't mind her. She's still upset because somebody dropped a house on her sister.
-Beryl, Otho
29227
Otho:
Otho: Ugh. Deliver me from L.L. Bean.
-Otho
-Otho
29226
Bettlejuice:
you guys are a spookters aren't u let's trun on the juice and see what shakes losse
-Bettlejuice
-Bettlejuice
29225
Dead Football Player:
Hey, coach? Where's the men's room?
Juno:
I'm not your coach! He survived!
29224
Betelguese:
(kicks over tree in graveyard) Nice F*ck*n model <honk> <honk> (as he grabs his genitals)
-Betelguese
-Betelguese
29223
beetlejuice:
HEY! we even shop in the same store!
-beetlejuice
-beetlejuice
29222
Beetle Juice:
(Rising from the model) Attention K-Mart shoppers.
-Beetle Juice
-Beetle Juice
