Ghostbusters Quotes
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      Ray / Egon:
      - There's something very important I forgot to tell you..
      -...What?
      - Don't cross the streams.
      - ...Why?
      - It would be bad.
      - I'm fuzzy in the all good/bad thing. What do you mean bad ?
      -Ray / Egon
      29126
        Peter Venkman:
        Are you, Alice, menstrating right now?
        -Peter Venkman
        29125
          Peter Venkman:
          [sees Dana turn into Demon]..Ok, so?..she's a dog...
          -Peter Venkman
          29124
            Dr. Peter Venkman:
            Back off, man. I'm a scientist.
            -Dr. Peter Venkman
            29123
              Dr. Peter Venkman:
              So if you think of J. Edgar Hoover, J. Edgar Hoover will appear and destroy us.
              -Dr. Peter Venkman
              29122
                Dana (possessed):
                There is no Dana, only Zuul.
                -Dana (possessed)
                29121
                  Dr. Peter Venkman:
                  The flowers are still standing!
                  -Dr. Peter Venkman
                  29120
                    Ray Stanz:
                    Listen...Do you smell that?
                    -Ray Stanz
                    29119
                      Peter:
                      Everybody getting this?
                      -Peter
                      29118
                        Peter:
                        I feel so funky.
                        -Peter
                        29117
                          Peter:
                          What did you do, Ray?!
                          -Peter
                          29116
                            Ray, Peter, Peck, Mayor:
                            Ray: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.

                            Walter Peck: They Cause an explosion!

                            Mayor: Is this true?

                            Peter: Yes it's true. [pause] this man has no dick.
                            -Ray, Peter, Peck, Mayor
                            29115
                              Dr Peter Venkman:
                              He slimed me
                              -Dr Peter Venkman
                              29114
                                Dr Peter Venkman:
                                Lets show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown
                                -Dr Peter Venkman
                                29113
                                  Egon and Peter:
                                  Dr. Peter Venkman: Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. Remember that?

                                  Dr. Egon Spengler: That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.
                                  -Egon and Peter
                                  29112
                                    Egon Spengler:
                                    We'd like to get a sample of your brain tissue.
                                    - Egon Spengler
                                    29111
                                      DR. Peter Venkman:
                                      We've been going about this all wrong, this Mr. Stay Puft's okay, he's a sailor, he's in New York, we get this guy laid we won't have any trouble
                                      -DR. Peter Venkman
                                      29110
                                        Ray, Egon, and Peter:
                                        Dr Ray Stantz: I think we'd better split up.
                                        Dr. Egon Spengler: Good idea.
                                        Dr. Peter Venkman: Yeah... we can do more damage that way.
                                        -Ray, Egon, and Peter
                                        29109
                                          Winston Zeddemore:
                                          That's a big Twinkie
                                          -Winston Zeddemore
                                          29108
                                            Dr Peter Venkman:
                                            Somebody blows their nose and you wanna keep it?
                                            -Dr Peter Venkman