Ghostbusters Quotes
      Janine Melnitz:
      Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?
      Winston Zeddemore:
      Ah, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.
        Dr. Peter Venkman:
        If I'm wrong, nothing happens! We go to jail - peacefully, quietly. We'll enjoy it! But if I'm *right*, and we *can* stop this thing... Lenny, you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters
          Dana Barrett:
          That's the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there.
          Dr. Peter Venkman:
          What a crime.
            Dr. Peter Venkman:
            Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.
              Dean Yeager:
              Doctor... Venkman. The purpose of science is to serve mankind. You seem to regard science as some kind of dodge... or hustle. Your theories are the worst kind of popular tripe, your methods are sloppy, and your conclusions are highly questionable! You are a poor scientist, Dr. Venkman!
                Dr. Peter Venkman:
                Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. Remember that?
                Dr. Egon Spengler:
                That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.
                  My uncle thought he was Saint Jerome.
                    Dr. Peter Venkman:
                    Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?
                      Dr. Peter Venkman:
                      I don't have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.
                        Dr Ray Stantz:
                        Symmetrical book stacking. Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947.
                        Dr. Peter Venkman:
                        You're right, no human being would stack books like this.
                          Dr. Egon Spengler:
                          There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
                          Dr. Peter Venkman:
                          Dr. Egon Spengler:
                          Don't cross the streams.
                          Dr. Peter Venkman:
                          Dr. Egon Spengler:
                          It would be bad.
                          Dr. Peter Venkman:
                          I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
                          Dr. Egon Spengler:
                          Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
                          Dr Ray Stantz:
                          Total protonic reversal.
                          Dr. Peter Venkman:
                          Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.
                            Dr. Egon Spengler:
                            I feel like the floor of a taxi cab.
                              Dr Ray Stantz: My parents left me that house. I was born there.

                              Dr. Peter Venkman: You're not gonna lose the house, everybody has three mortgages nowadays.
                                Dr. Peter Venkman: So, she's a dog...
                                  Dr. Peter Venkman: Hee hee hee! "Get her!" That was your whole plan, huh, "get her." Very scientific.
                                    Dr. Peter Venkman: Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon... what've you got left?

                                    Dr. Egon Spengler: Sorry, Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
                                      Janine Melnitz: WE GOT ONE!
                                        Dana Barrett: You know, you don't act like a scientist.

                                        Dr. Peter Venkman: They're usually pretty stiff.

                                        Dana Barrett: You're more like a game show host.
                                          Dr Peter Venkman: No job is too big. No fee is too big.
                                            Dana Barrett: Well that's just great. Either I have a monster in my kitchen or I'm completely crazy.

                                            Dr. Peter Venkman: I don't think you're crazy.

                                            Dana Barrett: Oh, good, that makes me feel so much better.