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      Gary:
      Maybe it was a dream, you know, a very weird, bizzare, vivid, erotic, wet, detailed dream. Maybe we have malaria.

      -Gary
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        Chet:
        How 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?

        -Chet
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          Gary:
          You know, I can't believe this, Wyatt. I'm so disappointed in us. I mean, all our lives we've been saying how great it would be if we went to parties, right? And now it's our party and we're in the john. We're in the john!

          -Gary
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            Wyatt:
            You know Gary, for the first time in my life; I don't feel like a total dick.

            -Wyatt
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              Wyatt:
              It's a really long story Chet. Gary and I were messing around with the computer Friday night. We decided to make a woman and we did and she went crazy and she messed up the whole house.

              -Wyatt
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                Chet:
                It doesn't take a genius to figure that out monkey dick. Start talking little man.
                -Chet
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                  Wyatt:
                  Gary, by the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?

                  -Wyatt
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                    Chet:
                    You two donkey dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue
                    -Chet