The Wizard Quotes
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      Nick:"You know Bateman, I always knew that you were a jerk. I just until now thought that it was guilt by association."
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        Jimmy Woods: "California."
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          Corey:"So, according to this, we're in Goblin Valley. Great. I mean, I mean, I mean... it couldn't be Happy Valley or Wonderful Valley. Goblin Valley. Why not, Axe Murderer's Valley?"
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            Corey to lucas: Just keep your power glove off her
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              jimmy woods and sherrif:
              whoa whoa son just where do you think your going?
              CALIFORNIA sure kid we all want to go to California
              my wife wants to go too california
              -jimmy woods and sherrif
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                Jimmy:
                Corey.......I dont wanna quit
                -Jimmy
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                  Haley:
                  The kids a natural, a genius, a pro, he picks it up like lint.
                  -Haley
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                    Nick Sam:
                    That cannot possibly be one of the four major food groups'' ''It's a casserole genius.

                    -Nick Sam
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                      Putnam:
                      Putnam: I touched her breast! She doesn't have breasts!
                      -Putnam
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                        Corey:
                        50,000! You scored 50,000 points on Double Dragon?
                        -Corey
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                          Putnam and Pinball teen:
                          Putnam: All right, I'm looking for a couple of kids. This one's a mental case, have you seen them?

                          Pinball Teen: Does he dress like you?

                          Putnam: No.

                          Pinball Teen: Then he can't be too much of a case, all right?
                          -Putnam and Pinball teen
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                            Corey:
                            So, according to this, we're in Goblin Valley. Great. I mean, I mean, I mean... it couldn't be Happy Valley or Wonderful Valley. Goblin Valley. Why not, Axe Murderer's Valley?

                            -Corey
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                              Lucas:
                              Hey, it's the wizard! I hope you don't get nervous like last time. We wouldn't want you to..."wiz" on someone!

                              -Lucas
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                                Haley:
                                HE TOUCHED MY BREAST!
                                -Haley
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                                  Haley:
                                  Boy, is THAT sexist.
                                  -Haley
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                                    Corey:
                                    It's not sexist! It's... romantic.
                                    -Corey
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                                      Lucas:
                                      I love the Power Glove, it's so bad
                                      -Lucas