The Muppets Take Manhattan Quotes
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      Jill: (Regarding Kermit's ad line for Ocean Breeze Soap): "You mean just say what the product does?"

      Gill: "No one's ever tried that before".
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        Kermit: (To the ad frogs) "Why don't you try something like: Ocean Breeze Soap will get you clean?".
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          Bill: "How about this? Ocean Breeze Soap: It's just like taking an ocean cruise, only there's no boat and you don't actually go anywhere."
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            Gonzo: (Regarding "Manhattan Melodies") "Maybe we should add more special effects like exploding socks."
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              Gonzo: "Mr. Mayor! Mr. Mayor, I'm looking for a frog who can sing and dance!"

              Ed Koch: "If he can balance the budget, I'll hire him!"
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                Janice: "Listen, I don't take my clothes off for anyone, even if it IS 'artistic'".
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                  Kermit: "I'm staying! You hear that, New York? THE FROG IS STAYING!"
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                    Brooke: "Is something wrong?"

                    Masterson: "Do you believe in interspecies dating?"

                    Brooke: "Well, I've dated some rats before if that's what you mean".
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                      College Student: "Hey Kermit! Next time we'll see you on Broadway!" Kermit: "Hmm? Oh yeah! Yeah sure!"