28107
"I'm the master of the mechanical stuff and I'm here to help you. Because you're the master of this STUPID STUFF!"
-Artemus Gordon
-Artemus Gordon
28106
"I like to BEAT my FEET on the Mississippi MUD"
-Dr. Loveless
-Dr. Loveless
28105
Jim and Crazy Soldier:
Crazy: (does kung foo moves) Yeeeaah!! I learned that...from a China man!
Jim: (grabs shovel and brains crazy) Well, I just made that one up!
-Jim and Crazy Soldier
Jim: (grabs shovel and brains crazy) Well, I just made that one up!
-Jim and Crazy Soldier
28104
Artemis Gordon:
And that someone - who will remain nameless- JIIIIIIM....WEEEEEEST....decided to step out of the ring, which led to our delightful romp through the cornfield.
-Artemis Gordon
-Artemis Gordon
28103
Jim West:
Arty...that...is a man's...head...
-Jim West
-Jim West

