28153
Elvira:
I need this job like a leper needs a three-way mirror!
-Elvira
-Elvira
28152
Mrs. Meeker:
Leslie was the one covering people in apple butter. I was just an innocent on-licker.
-Mrs. Meeker
-Mrs. Meeker
28151
Vincent Talbot:
I'll get you... and your little dog, too!
-Vincent Talbot
-Vincent Talbot
28150
Chastity Pariah:
I don't know who you are or where you came from but you most certainly don't fit in this town. Why, you don't even fit in that dress.
-Chastity Pariah
-Chastity Pariah
28149
Elvira:
Oh well, there's nothing wrong with G-rated movies, as long as there's lots of sex and violence.
-Elvira
-Elvira
28148
Elvira:
And if I get so depressed that I wind up hanging myself in the oven, well, those are the breaks!
-Elvira
-Elvira
28147
Elvira:
And if they ever ask about me, tell them I was more than just a great set of boobs. I was also an incredible pair of legs.
-Elvira
-Elvira
28146
Elvira:
And tell them... tell them that I never turned down a friend. I never turned down a stranger for that matter...
-Elvira
-Elvira
28145
Elvira:
Well, it is a pot luck. And believe me, when they open that pot they're gonna need all the luck they can get.
-Elvira
-Elvira
28144
Elvira:
Revenge is better than Christmas!
-Elvira
-Elvira
