The Wizard of Oz Quotes
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      If I only had a brain!
      -Scarecrow
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        The proper lyric: "Somewhere over the rainbow, bluebirds fly. Birds fly over the rainbow. Why then oh why can't I?"
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          Dorothy: "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me".
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            Dorothy: "Someday I'll wish upon a star and wake up where the clouds are far behind me".
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              "Well, What would you do with a brain if you had one? Dorothy to the Scarecrow
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                Scarecrow: The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isoceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side. Oh joy, rapture! I've got a brain!
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                  Wicked Witch of the West: "Who killed my sister? Who killed the Wicked Witch of the East? Was it you?!"
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                    Lion and Scarecrow:
                    Lion- "Ahh." SC-"What?" Lion- "Someboby pulled my tail." SC-"Why you did it yourself." Lion- "Ooh."
                    -Lion and Scarecrow
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                      An Apple Tree and the Scarecrow:
                      Tree: "Are you hinting my apples aren't what they oughta be?"
                      Scarecrow: "Oh, no. It's just that she doesn't like little green worms!"
                      -An Apple Tree and the Scarecrow
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                        Glenda, the Witch of the North:
                        (Singing) Come out, come out, wherever you are, and meet the young lady who fell from a star.
                        -Glenda, the Witch of the North
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                          Lion:
                          Look at the circles under my eyes. I haven't slept in weeks!
                          -Lion
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                            Scarecrow:
                            I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry if I only had a brain.
                            -Scarecrow
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                              Dorothy:
                              Somewhere over the rainbow, skies are blue, and the dreams that you dare to dream really do come true. If happy little bluebirds fly beyond the rainbow, why, oh, why can't I?
                              -Dorothy
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                                Scarecrow, Tinman, Dorothy, Lion:
                                Scarecrow: Than I'm sure to get a brain... Tinman: A heart... Dorothy: A home... Lion: The nerve.
                                -Scarecrow, Tinman, Dorothy, Lion
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                                  Tree:
                                  [smacks Dorothy] WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!
                                  -Tree
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                                    Cowardly Lion:
                                    I'll fight you both together if you want! I'll fight ya standing on one foot! I'll fight ya with my eyes closed!
                                    -Cowardly Lion
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                                      Witch shows the hourglass:
                                      You see this?! This is how long you have to live. And it isn't long my pretty, it isn't long! I'M NOT WAITING FOREVER TO GET THOSE SHOES!!
                                      -Witch shows the hourglass
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                                        Auntie Em:
                                        Em: Now you go feed those hogs before they worry themselves into anemia!
                                        -Auntie Em
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                                          Wicked Witch of the West:
                                          I'm melting! I'm melting...
                                          -Wicked Witch of the West
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                                            Uncle Henry and Miss Gulch:
                                            You mean she bit you?" "No, her dog!" "Oh, she bit her dog, eh?

                                            -Uncle Henry and Miss Gulch