Christmas Vacation Quotes
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      Eddie: Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!
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        Clark: I give you the Griswold Family Christmas Tree
        *rope is cut sending limbs through the windows, trapping Clark withing the evergreen leaves.
        Lot of sap in here *spits*. Looks great....little full, lot of sap.
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          Neighbor: Hey Griswold! Where you gonna put a tree that big?
          Clark: Bend over and I'll show you!
          Neighbor: You got a lot of nerve to talk to me like Griswold-
          Clark: I wasn't talking to you
          (camera pans to Neighbor's wife)
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            Ellen: Clark?
            Clark: Yes, honey?
            Ellen: Audrey's frozen from the waist down.
            Clark, Eh, it's all part of the experience, honey.
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              Clark: You smell something Eddie?
              Eddie: Fried pussycat.
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                Clark: Aunt Bethany, would you say the grace please?
                Aunt Bethany: Grace, didn't she pass away?
                Uncle Lewis: They want you to say the grace. THE BLES-S-S-ING!!!!
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                  Aunt Bethany: "is your house on fire clark?"
                  Clark: "no aunt Bethany"
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                    Ellen's mother : I hope you kids see what a silly waste of resources this was
                    Audrey: He worked really hard grandma
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                      Clark Griswold:
                      They Invented them Russ, because people forgot how to have a fun old-fashioned family Christmas & spend money on dead over-priced trees that have no special meaning.
                      -Clark Griswold
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                        Russ:
                        Dad, didn't they invent Christmas tree lots so people wouldn't have to drive all the way out to nowhere & waste a whole Saturday?
                        -Russ