Robin Hood: Men In Tights Quotes
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      Wedding Guest #1: "Good morrow, Abbot."
      The Abbot: "Good morrow."
      Wedding Guest #2: "Welcome, Abbot."
      The Abbot: "Good morrow."
      Wedding Guest #3: "Hello, Abbot."
      The Abbot: "Good morrow."
      Wedding Guest: "Hey, Abbot!"
      The Abbot: "I hate that guy!"
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        Little John: "A toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll. And if we don't get no toll's then we don't eat no rolls. I made that up."
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          Robin: "Blinkin, I'd like you to meet Achoo."
          Blinkin: "A Jew? Here?"
          Robin: "No, no. Not a Jew, Achoo."
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            (Blinkin catches a arrow aimed at Robin's head)
            Robin: Blinkin!? How did you catch that?
            Blinkin: Ha! I heard that coming a mile away!
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              towns Folk: "mourning Abbot"
              Abbot: "good Morrow"

              Annoying Man: " hey Abbet"

              Abbot: " I hate that guy"
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                Achoo: Maybe we should just use the dummies in battle.

                Robin: HA!......*thoughtfully* Hmmm...
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                  prince jon:
                  i hope its worth the noise
                  -prince jon
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                    achoo:
                    man! white men cant jump
                    -achoo
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                      Latrine:
                      Put in a good word for me with the Sheriff of Rottingham. I've got the hots for him.
                      -Latrine
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                        Sheriff of Rottingham and Achoo:
                        I was angry at you before Loxley. But now, I'm really pissed off.

                        Pissed off? If I was that close to a horses wiener, I'd be worried about getting pissed on.
                        -Sheriff of Rottingham and Achoo
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                          Townspeople and Achoo:
                          A black sheriff?!" "C'mon, it happened in "Blazing Saddles".
                          -Townspeople and Achoo
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                            achoo:
                            whats your name? achoo. bless you
                            -achoo
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                              Marian and Robin:
                              Oh Robin, promise me you won't go." "All right. I promise you won't go.
                              -Marian and Robin
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                                scarlet:
                                move ya tits little john, you look like a flameing Picasso!
                                -scarlet
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                                  achoo:
                                  we didnt land on sherwood forest, sherwood forest landed on us!
                                  -achoo
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                                    Robin and Maid Marian:
                                    Maid Marian "That's my chastity belt.. Its an everlast!" Robin "..I'll bet."
                                    -Robin and Maid Marian
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                                      Prince John:
                                      I have a MOLE???!!!
                                      -Prince John
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                                        Sheriff of Rottingham:
                                        A chastity belt! That's going to chafe my willy!

                                        -Sheriff of Rottingham
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                                          Scarlet:
                                          Actually, Scarlet is my middle name. My whole name is Will Scarlet O'Hara.

                                          -Scarlet
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                                            Prince John:
                                            Such an unusual name, "Latrine." How did your family come by it?

                                            -Prince John