Buffy the Vampire Slayer Quotes
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      "All I want to do is graduate from high school, move to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die. Now that might not sound too great to a sconehead like you, but I think it's swell. And now you show up and tell me I'm a member of the hairy mole club so you can THROW things at me?" -Buffy
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        "Does Elvis talk to you? Does he tell you to do things? Do you see spots?" -Buffy
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          Nicole:
          You got a C-plus? I can't believe I cheated off of you.
          -Nicole
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            Kimberly:
            What's your sitch? You're acting like the thing from another tax bracket.
            -Kimberly
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              Benny:
              Her yabos scoff at gravity.

              -Benny
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                the Basketball Coach:
                Hey, you missed practice again today! I think you better sit down and think about how that made me feel...

                -the Basketball Coach
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                  Andy:
                  They had this look in their eyes, totally animal. I think they were young Republicans.

                  -Andy
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                    Amilyn:
                    You ruined my new jacket! Kill him A LOT!
                    -Amilyn
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                      Jeffery:
                      [about Buffy's mom] She thinks my name's Bobby?
                      -Jeffery
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                        Lothos:
                        So this is your defense? Your puny faith?
                        -Lothos
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                          Buffy:
                          You broke up with my machine?
                          -Buffy
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                            Merrick:
                            [sarcasticly]Oh, vampires of the world beware.
                            -Merrick
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                              Pike:
                              C'mon, you're floating, man. Get away from me!
                              -Pike