The Flintstones Quotes
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      Hospital Nurse (holding a newborn baby chimp that may be the Flintstones'): "I'm sorry, but this baby belongs to the Hendersons." (hands the baby over to its parents, a pair of adult chimps)
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        Fred:That's it! Where's my club Wilma?!
        Wilma's mom:And you just try it, fatso!
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          Fred Flintstone Barney Rubble:
          Fred: I'm only one man. Barney: Not from the back.
          -Fred Flintstone Barney Rubble
          28537
            Betty Rubble:
            Barney, do you have to do everything Fred does?
            -Betty Rubble
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              Cliff Vandercave:
              Cliff Vandercave: Son of a Brachiosaurus!
              -Cliff Vandercave
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                Cashier Betty Rubble:
                'Mrs. Rubble, there seems to be a slight problem with your credit card.' Really? What's that?' 'It's no damn good!'
                -Cashier Betty Rubble
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                  Fred Flintstone:
                  I hate to bush your bubble, but if you build houses this small, who's gonna live in them?
                  -Fred Flintstone
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                    Wilma Fred:
                    Wilma: I cannot believe you just sat there and let them walk out on us. Fred: At least I can walk around the house in my underwear again.
                    -Wilma Fred
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                      Fred Flintstone:
                      We'll make new friends, there's 4,000 other people in this world!
                      -Fred Flintstone
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                        Wilma Fred:
                        'And that is more important to you than 30 years of friendship?' 'It is on a hot day.'
                        -Wilma Fred
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                          Sharon Stone Fred Flintstone:
                          'Can I get you anything? Coffee?' 'Sure.' 'How would you like it?' 'In a cup?' 'Bold choice, Mr. Flintstone!'
                          -Sharon Stone Fred Flintstone
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                            Fred Flintstone:
                            Barney Rubble has been my neighbor, my lodge brother and my best friend since the first time I went through the fifth grade.
                            -Fred Flintstone
                            28528
                              Fred Barney:
                              F: Barney, quick, what's my name? B: Fred Flintstone! F: Don't toy with me, Barn.
                              -Fred Barney
                              28527
                                Barney Rubble Fred Flintstone:
                                'So, Fred, what am I gonna call you now? Boss? Chief?' 'No, simply Your Highness will do.'
                                -Barney Rubble Fred Flintstone
                                28526
                                  Fred Flintstone:
                                  Miss Stone, I'd like you to meet my wife, Mrs. Flagstone, and our daughter... uh... uh... isn't she beautiful? My family.
                                  -Fred Flintstone
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                                    Wilma's Mom:
                                    You could've married Elliot Firestone, the man who invented the wheel.
                                    -Wilma's Mom
                                    28524
                                      Joe Rockhead Hoagie:
                                      'Whatcha got today?' 'Lizard & Onions. Want half?' 'Sure!'
                                      -Joe Rockhead Hoagie
                                      28523
                                        Dictabird:
                                        Are there six or seven I's in 'Fliiiiiii - '?
                                        -Dictabird
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                                          Fred:
                                          YABBA DABBA DOO!
                                          -Fred