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      Big Ben: "Oh my God! It's the Devil!"
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        Ben: "Heeerre's Daddy!"
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          Ben:
          We've adopted Satan.
          -Ben
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            Junior:
            Diver Dan! Diver Dan! Surface! Surface!
            -Junior
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              Rich Women:
              Ohh. Who on Earth would want to abanndon such a wonderful little baby boy? *whiz* (gasps) AHH!
              -Rich Women
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                Yellow Team Youth Basebal Catcher:
                Come here little DORK, I got something for YOU!
                -Yellow Team Youth Basebal Catcher
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                  Mother Superior:
                  *Junior tips bucket of water* Whoa! Ahh! Whoa! *falls into garbage* JUNIOR!
                  -Mother Superior
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                    Junior:
                    (thinking to himself) Perhaps this a one-step to far. This could be a problem.
                    -Junior
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                      Junior:
                      Nobody cares about me, but me.
                      -Junior