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helen, garry and julie:
helen: "HI GARRY!"
garry: "hi"
julie: "im moving out garry"
garry: "bye"
Helen: "SEE, you've upset your brother!
-helen, garry and julie
garry: "hi"
julie: "im moving out garry"
garry: "bye"
Helen: "SEE, you've upset your brother!
-helen, garry and julie
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nathan, susan and patty (who's 4):
nathan: "patty, if you want to have an ordinary academic career and attend an ordinary university thats your perogitive, but i must say I think your selling yourself way short
susan: "patty you know we love you, can you just give your father that b
-nathan, susan and patty (who's 4)
susan: "patty you know we love you, can you just give your father that b
-nathan, susan and patty (who's 4)
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todd:
can I be frank? that..is one messed up little dude
-todd
-todd
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todd and julie:
todd: "im not like you okay, I didnt get 13,000 on my S.A.T'S okay, IM STUPID OKAY!"
Julie: "OKAY!
-todd and julie
Julie: "OKAY!
-todd and julie
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Gil (on children):
lets have 5, lets have 6, LETS HAVE A DOZEN AND PRETEND THEIR DOUGHNUTS!
-Gil (on children)
-Gil (on children)
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taylor, karen and grandma (after the discovery of the vibrator):
taylor: "mommy what was that?!"
karen: "it was...an...electric ear cleaner"
taylor: "sure was big!"
grandma: "it sure was!
-taylor, karen and grandma (after the discovery of the vibrator)
karen: "it was...an...electric ear cleaner"
taylor: "sure was big!"
grandma: "it sure was!
-taylor, karen and grandma (after the discovery of the vibrator)
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frank and gil:
frank: "was it george or helen or susans wedding I got drunk at?"
gil: "it was all three dad, congratulations!
-frank and gil
gil: "it was all three dad, congratulations!
-frank and gil
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gil:
hey nathan, patty a doctor yet?
-gil
-gil
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Tod:
You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father.
-Tod
-Tod
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Julie:
I wouldn't live with you if the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree!
-Julie
-Julie
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Gil:
Women have choices, and men have responsibilities.
-Gil
-Gil
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Gil:
Nice shot son! It's important to be supportive. Come on lets sing one of the old tunes. "When you're sliding into home and you're pants are full of foam, Diarerra - "
-Gil
-Gil
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Gil:
Yeah if she's so brilliant why is she sitting in our NEIGHBOR'S CAR?
-Gil
-Gil
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Karen:
I happen to LIKE the roller coaster, okay? As far as I'm concerned, your grandmother is brilliant.
-Karen
-Karen
