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      Beef:
      I want a Christmas tree.
      Farmer:
      How about that one?
      Beef:
      What do I look like, freaking Charlie Brown?!
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        Valerie:
        Some of these M&M's are defective. Like half of them are W's.
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          Beef:
          So, we're going to the lodge?
          Mr. Porter:
          Well, I think I have the answer to your question. Are you out of your juice drinking little minds?!
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            Security Guard:
            Ma'am are you unaccompanied?
            Grace:
            Yeah, I'm single. Who wants to know?
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              Spencer:
              Table for one in the "No silly little sisters" section.
              Waitress:
              Aren't you a little young to be eating alone?