Everything's back to Norman!
It's empty! (Cries)
Angel, when you don't share, well, it... it won't look good on the application for Harvard.
Fly superthing, fly!
Daddy has to watch a very important football game, okay? But if you see the magic turkey again, just tell your mother!
You dumb babies!
Stu, what are you doing?
Making chocolate pudding.
It's 4 o'clock in the morning! Why on earth would you be making chocolate pudding?!
Because I've lost control of my life.
AAAAAAAH! MY DAD'S BEEN DECAFINATED!
YOU'RE AN ABSURD PROPOSITION!
YOU STAY OUT OF THIS, OKAY?!
I remember your husband when he was Tommy's age! He had a face full of oatmeal and a load in his pants!
When life gives you lemons, make apple sauce.
Stu, I didn't know you were coming over!
Stu (in weird voice):
I'M NOT STU! (Crazy laugh)
Is too, Lillian!
Is not, Phillip!
A baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do!