30661
Josh:
To the Joshmobile!
30660
Josh:
You can't fix a sandwich!
Drake:
If you make fun of me one more time I'm telling everyone we know you named your favorite pillow Mr. Puff Puff!
30659
Radio Operator :
Where are you?
Drake:
In the helicopter!
Operator:
I know that! I need to get a where about on your location.
Drake:
Well, I see some kids and a playground and a church and...a radio plummeting to Earth!
30658
Josh:
One of the grill thieves was named Buddy and the other was named Guy.
Officer:
I see. And did they have a third partner named Pal?
30657
Drake:
You know one in four people who skydive don't even make it to the ground?
Josh:
Why not? Where do they go?
30656
Josh:
We just happen to have a copy of your transcript.
Drake:
And your grades.
30655
Officer:
All we know is the grills were stolen by two clean-cut Caucasian males.
Drake:
There you go! We're not Caucasian, we're white guys!
30640
Josh:
You will not eat that squirrel!
Drake:
I don't want to eat him. I want to write a note and wrap it around his tail.
Josh:
Right. Because the first thing I do when I see a squirrel is to check his tail for messages!
30639
Drake:
Are you callin' me a liar?
Josh:
I ain't callin' you a truther!
30638
Josh:
I hope you go bald.
Drake:
I hope they cancel Oprah!
Josh:
You take that back!
30637
Drake:
Which locker do you think is Megan's?
Josh:
Gee, I don't know. Maybe it's the one she's standing in front of putting books into!
Drake:
You know, sometimes your sarcasm hurts.
30631
Josh:
Drake, I've read about prison.
Drake:
Yeah?
Josh:
It ain't fun!
30630
Josh:
(phone in toilet)Why did you do that? It probably doesn't even work anymore.
Drake:
I'll check.(flushes)It still works.
Josh:
I knew the toilet still worked. I meant my phone!
30618
Drake:
What am I gong to do in a movie theater for two hours?!
Josh:
Well that's a tough one...
Drake:
I could...see a movie...
30617
Josh:
You put cumin on his waffles?!
Drake:
You told me to put cumin on his waffles!
Josh:
I said cinnamon!
Drake:
What's the difference?
Josh:
Everything! Cinnamon is sweet and delicious, cumin is a Mexican spice! You were flavoring a waffle not a chimichanga!
30616
Drake:
Look at this family picture.
Josh:
Yeah?
Drake:
I look good!
30615
Audrey:
Drake, you don't eat a hot dog wearing a tuxedo!
Drake:
This hot dog's not wearing a tuxedo.
30614
Josh:
Well, the good news is we're right near a nothing!
30613
Audrey:
The three of you are going to build him a new treehouse!
Megan:
Whoa! By the three of us I hope you mean Drake, Josh, and Josh's imaginary friend!
30612
Megan:
I was out here trying to learn about space and Drake & Josh pushed me down!
Josh:
What? We didn't push you down!
Megan:
Right. I just decided to lie down on the ground and scream
