Drake & Josh Quotes
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      Josh:
      I caught Dad sneaking in-he was wearing a suit-when I asked him where he was he says "I was out buying milk but I drank it all on the way home".
      Drake:
      Oh that's bad.
      Josh:
      Yeah, I know.
      Drake:
      We really needed some milk!
      Josh:
      THIS...IS...NOT...ABOUT...YOUR...DAIRY...NEEDS!
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        Josh:
        Megan, why was your bucket on top of our door?
        Megan:
        Why was your door under my bucket?
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          Josh:
          Man I am so angry!
          Megan:
          At who, the guy who sold you those clothes?
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            Drake:
            Dude, when life hands you free nachos you don't question it.
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              Josh's Driving Instructor:
              I hate teenagers.
              Josh:
              Oh yeah, we're the worst!
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                Megan:
                Craig fell of the roof again!
                Eric:
                I'm Eric!
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                  Helen:
                  Never seen a television you could power by turning a crank. It's like voodoo.
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                    Crazy Steve:
                    Come on Dora! You're the one with the map! Don't ask me!
                    31034
                      Crazy Steve:
                      What happened to the picture?!?!
                      Eric:
                      You need to keep cranking it and my arm is getting tired.
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                        Craig:
                        Can I take a break yet?
                        Crazy Steve:
                        You will take a break when Dora finds her way to that banana tree! Come on Dora, it's right there! Obre los ojos!
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                          Eric:
                          OK everyone, we have two hours till the show so you have that long to talk and drink some of Josh's world famous limeade.
                          Helen:
                          His limeade tastes like mucus! You watch, this fern is gonna be dead by nightfall!
                          31031
                            Helen:
                            There is is! Rock star Drake Parker and his band whose names I do not know.
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                              Megan:
                              It's drizzling outside.
                              Drake:
                              Drizzling?
                              Megan:
                              It means a light rain.
                              Drake:
                              I know what drizzling means!
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                                Drake:
                                It's raining outside! There is water falling from the sky!
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                                  Drake:
                                  You're a nerd-how do you stop the rain?!
                                  Craig:
                                  You can't.
                                  Drake:
                                  Don't say "can't"-the rain's gotta stop!
                                  Craig:
                                  Hold on, let me get the Rain Fairy on the phone!
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                                    Josh:
                                    But I'm not ready to die! I haven't seen Paris!
                                    Drake:
                                    They eat snails, the people smell bad, you don't want to go there.
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                                      Drake:
                                      I'm writing a song and I can't find a word that rhymes with "orange". Can you help?
                                      Josh:
                                      Yooka!!!
                                      Drake:
                                      OK, you have serious rhyming issues.
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                                        Josh:
                                        (making a house tour video)This is our living room. A room in which we live.
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                                          Josh:
                                          Megan? Where did you get a sheep?
                                          Megan:
                                          I bought him on the internet.
                                          Josh:
                                          Oh, excuse me for not being familiar with the-sheep-store.com!
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                                            Josh:
                                            Please excuse Drake from doing his homework. He twisted his liver and is unable to read, write, or bathe. Signed, The Doctor.
                                            Drake:
                                            I wrote that myself.
                                            Josh:
                                            Shouldn't the Doctor have a name?
                                            Drake:
                                            Bob the Doctor.