32212
Josh's Driving Instructor:
I hate teenagers.
Josh:
Oh yeah, we're the worst!
31037
Megan:
Craig fell of the roof again!
Eric:
I'm Eric!
31036
Helen:
Never seen a television you could power by turning a crank. It's like voodoo.
31035
Crazy Steve:
Come on Dora! You're the one with the map! Don't ask me!
31034
Crazy Steve:
What happened to the picture?!?!
Eric:
You need to keep cranking it and my arm is getting tired.
31033
Craig:
Can I take a break yet?
Crazy Steve:
You will take a break when Dora finds her way to that banana tree! Come on Dora, it's right there! Obre los ojos!
31032
Eric:
OK everyone, we have two hours till the show so you have that long to talk and drink some of Josh's world famous limeade.
Helen:
His limeade tastes like mucus! You watch, this fern is gonna be dead by nightfall!
31031
Helen:
There is is! Rock star Drake Parker and his band whose names I do not know.
31030
Megan:
It's drizzling outside.
Drake:
Drizzling?
Megan:
It means a light rain.
Drake:
I know what drizzling means!
31029
Drake:
It's raining outside! There is water falling from the sky!
31028
Drake:
You're a nerd-how do you stop the rain?!
Craig:
You can't.
Drake:
Don't say "can't"-the rain's gotta stop!
Craig:
Hold on, let me get the Rain Fairy on the phone!
31027
Josh:
But I'm not ready to die! I haven't seen Paris!
Drake:
They eat snails, the people smell bad, you don't want to go there.
30932
Drake:
I'm writing a song and I can't find a word that rhymes with "orange". Can you help?
Josh:
Yooka!!!
Drake:
OK, you have serious rhyming issues.
30900
Josh:
(making a house tour video)This is our living room. A room in which we live.
30892
Josh:
Megan? Where did you get a sheep?
Megan:
I bought him on the internet.
Josh:
Oh, excuse me for not being familiar with the-sheep-store.com!
30864
Josh:
Please excuse Drake from doing his homework. He twisted his liver and is unable to read, write, or bathe. Signed, The Doctor.
Drake:
I wrote that myself.
Josh:
Shouldn't the Doctor have a name?
Drake:
Bob the Doctor.
30824
Josh:
I can't pee in here with you watching.
Drake:
Just bend your knees, wiggle your hips and think about waterfalls.
30823
Drake:
Is there an Old Hampshire?
30822
Drake:
There's a New Jersey?
Josh:
Yes. They just opened it.
Drake:
But why is it called "New Jersey" if they've never had a plain old "Jersey"?
Josh:
I don't know. I wasn't at the meeting.
30792
Officer:
You boys are going to learn firsthand what it is like to be arrested, sentenced, booked, processed, and jailed.
Josh:
Jailed?
Drake:
Processed?!
