Shrek 2 Quotes
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      Shrek:
      How do you feel?
      Donkey:
      I don't feel any different. Do I look any different?
      Puss:
      You still look like an ass to me.
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        Donkey:
        That's real smooth, Shrek! "I am an ogre! Arrgh!"
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          Donkey:
          (pops, then sneaks up between Shrek and Fiona, pops again)
          Shrek:
          AAAH! ARE WE THERE YET?!
          Fiona:
          Yes!
          Donkey:
          Oh, finally!
          31142
            Lilian:
            Harold!
            Fiona:
            Shrek!
            Shrek:
            Fiona!
            Harold:
            Fiona!
            Fiona:
            Mom!
            Lilian:
            Harold!
            Donkey:
            Donkey!
            31141
              Donkey:
              What about my Miranda rights?! You're supposed to tell me I have the right to remain silent! No one ever said I have the right to remain silent!
              Shrek:
              Donkey! You have the right to remain silent! What you lack is the capacity!
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                Donkey:
                Are we there yet?
                Shrek:
                Yes.
                Donkey:
                Really?
                Shrek:
                NO!!!
                30961
                  Donkey:
                  Shrek and Donkey on another whirlwind adventure! Ain't no stoppin' us now!
                  30960
                    Shrek:
                    Do you still know the Muffin Man?
                    Gingy:
                    Sure, he lives on Drury Lane.
                    30959
                      Shrek:
                      Quick-tell a lie!
                      Pinocchio:
                      What should I say?
                      Donkey:
                      Say something crazy like "I'm wearing lady's underwear."
                      Pinocchio:
                      I'm wearing ladies underwear.(nose does not grow)
                      Shrek:
                      Are you?
                      Pinocchio:
                      I most certainly am not!(nose grows)
                      Donkey:
                      Looks like you most certainly am are!
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                        Donkey:
                        I say we take his sword and neuter him right here! Give him the Bob Barker treatment!
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                          Puss in Boots:
                          stop, ogre! i have misjudged you
                          30861
                            Donkey:
                            I'm sorry but the position of annoying talking animal has already been taken!
                            30860
                              Shrek:
                              The Land of Far, Far Away, donkey? That's where we're going! Far...FAR...(whispers)away.