31947
Shrek:
How do you feel?
Donkey:
I don't feel any different. Do I look any different?
Puss:
You still look like an ass to me.
31946
Donkey:
That's real smooth, Shrek! "I am an ogre! Arrgh!"
31922
Donkey:
(pops, then sneaks up between Shrek and Fiona, pops again)
Shrek:
AAAH! ARE WE THERE YET?!
Fiona:
Yes!
Donkey:
Oh, finally!
31142
Lilian:
Harold!
Fiona:
Shrek!
Shrek:
Fiona!
Harold:
Fiona!
Fiona:
Mom!
Lilian:
Harold!
Donkey:
Donkey!
31141
Donkey:
What about my Miranda rights?! You're supposed to tell me I have the right to remain silent! No one ever said I have the right to remain silent!
Shrek:
Donkey! You have the right to remain silent! What you lack is the capacity!
30962
Donkey:
Are we there yet?
Shrek:
Yes.
Donkey:
Really?
Shrek:
NO!!!
30961
Donkey:
Shrek and Donkey on another whirlwind adventure! Ain't no stoppin' us now!
30960
Shrek:
Do you still know the Muffin Man?
Gingy:
Sure, he lives on Drury Lane.
30959
Shrek:
Quick-tell a lie!
Pinocchio:
What should I say?
Donkey:
Say something crazy like "I'm wearing lady's underwear."
Pinocchio:
I'm wearing ladies underwear.(nose does not grow)
Shrek:
Are you?
Pinocchio:
I most certainly am not!(nose grows)
Donkey:
Looks like you most certainly am are!
30958
Donkey:
I say we take his sword and neuter him right here! Give him the Bob Barker treatment!
30925
Puss in Boots:
stop, ogre! i have misjudged you
30861
Donkey:
I'm sorry but the position of annoying talking animal has already been taken!
30860
Shrek:
The Land of Far, Far Away, donkey? That's where we're going! Far...FAR...(whispers)away.
