Shrek Quotes
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      Donkey:
      Hi Princess!
      Fiona:
      It talks!
      Shrek:
      Yes. It's getting it to shut up that's the trick!
      31131
        Fiona:
        Where are you going, the exit is that way?
        Shrek:
        I have to save my ass.
        Fiona:
        What kind of knight are you?
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          Donkey:
          I'm the stair master. If I had stairs right here I'd step all over those stairs
          31129
            Shrek:
            I'll stay here, you look for the stairs.
            Donkey:
            Stairs? I thought we were looking for a princess?
            Shrek:
            The princess will be at the top of the stairs.
            Donkey:
            Who told you that?
            Shrek:
            I read it in a book once.
            31128
              Shrek:
              OK Donkey, two things: Shut. Up.
              31127
                Shrek:
                You'll do fine. Just stay quiet and don't look down.
                Donkey:
                (board breaks)Shrek, I'm looking down! Aah!"
                31126
                  Shrek:
                  There's a lot more to ogres than people think.
                  Donkey:
                  Example?
                  Shrek:
                  Ogres are like onions.
                  Donkey:
                  They stink?
                  Shrek:
                  Yes--No!
                  Donkey:
                  They make you cry?
                  Shrek:
                  No.
                  Donkey:
                  You leave them out and they turn brown and start growing little white hairs?
                  Shrek:
                  No! Ogres have layers! Onions have layers! You get it?
                  31123
                    Shrek:
                    Does anybody know how to get to Lord Farquaad's Castle?
                    Donkey:
                    I know!
                    Shrek:
                    Does anyone else know?
                    31121
                      Donkey:
                      I like that boulder. That's a nice boulder.
                      31120
                        Shrek:
                        Can't we just settle this over a paint?
                        31119
                          Farquaad:
                          Eww! That's hideous!
                          Shrek:
                          It's just a donkey!
                          31118
                            Gingy:
                            Do you know the Muffin Man?
                            Farquaad:
                            The Muffin Man?
                            Gingy:
                            The Muffin Man!
                            Farquaad:
                            Yes, I know the Muffin Man! Who lives on Drury Lane?
                            31117
                              Gingy:
                              No, not the buttons! Not the gumdrop buttons!
                              31116
                                Shrek:
                                Who sent you?
                                Pig:
                                Lord Farquaad. He huffed and he puffed and he, signed an eviction notice!
                                31115
                                  Donkey:
                                  That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey!
                                  31114
                                    Donkey:
                                    This is great! We can stay up late and exchange man stories and in the morning, I'm makin' waffles!
                                    31113
                                      Donkey:
                                      You may have seen a housefly, or maybe even a superfly. But you ain't ever seen a donkey fly!"
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                                        Animated chorus:
                                        Welcome to Duloc, such a perfect town. Here we have some rules, let us lay them down. Don't make waves, stay in line and we'll get along fine. Duloc is a perfect place. Please keep off of the grass, shine your shoes, wipe your...face. Duloc is, Duloc is, Duloc is the perfect place.