31132
Donkey:
Hi Princess!
Fiona:
It talks!
Shrek:
Yes. It's getting it to shut up that's the trick!
31131
Fiona:
Where are you going, the exit is that way?
Shrek:
I have to save my ass.
Fiona:
What kind of knight are you?
31130
Donkey:
I'm the stair master. If I had stairs right here I'd step all over those stairs
31129
Shrek:
I'll stay here, you look for the stairs.
Donkey:
Stairs? I thought we were looking for a princess?
Shrek:
The princess will be at the top of the stairs.
Donkey:
Who told you that?
Shrek:
I read it in a book once.
31128
Shrek:
OK Donkey, two things: Shut. Up.
31127
Shrek:
You'll do fine. Just stay quiet and don't look down.
Donkey:
(board breaks)Shrek, I'm looking down! Aah!"
31126
Shrek:
There's a lot more to ogres than people think.
Donkey:
Example?
Shrek:
Ogres are like onions.
Donkey:
They stink?
Shrek:
Yes--No!
Donkey:
They make you cry?
Shrek:
No.
Donkey:
You leave them out and they turn brown and start growing little white hairs?
Shrek:
No! Ogres have layers! Onions have layers! You get it?
31123
Shrek:
Does anybody know how to get to Lord Farquaad's Castle?
Donkey:
I know!
Shrek:
Does anyone else know?
31121
Donkey:
I like that boulder. That's a nice boulder.
31120
Shrek:
Can't we just settle this over a paint?
31119
Farquaad:
Eww! That's hideous!
Shrek:
It's just a donkey!
31118
Gingy:
Do you know the Muffin Man?
Farquaad:
The Muffin Man?
Gingy:
The Muffin Man!
Farquaad:
Yes, I know the Muffin Man! Who lives on Drury Lane?
31117
Gingy:
No, not the buttons! Not the gumdrop buttons!
31116
Shrek:
Who sent you?
Pig:
Lord Farquaad. He huffed and he puffed and he, signed an eviction notice!
31115
Donkey:
That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey!
31114
Donkey:
This is great! We can stay up late and exchange man stories and in the morning, I'm makin' waffles!
31113
Donkey:
You may have seen a housefly, or maybe even a superfly. But you ain't ever seen a donkey fly!"
30858
Animated chorus:
Welcome to Duloc, such a perfect town. Here we have some rules, let us lay them down. Don't make waves, stay in line and we'll get along fine. Duloc is a perfect place. Please keep off of the grass, shine your shoes, wipe your...face. Duloc is, Duloc is, Duloc is the perfect place.
