13777
Santa Claus: "No siree! We're going out the good ol' fashioned way. Prancer and Dancer and Donder and Blitzen, and Vixen and Nixon... oh, consarnit I get those names mixed up, but the KIDS know their names."
13776
TV Interviewer: "What is this strange looking creature over here?"
Santa Claus: "Oh, Winky made that. That's his idea of a Martian."
TV Interviewer: "A Martian? Wow-wee-wow! I'd hate to meet a creature like that on a dark night."
Santa Claus: "Oh, Winky made that. That's his idea of a Martian."
TV Interviewer: "A Martian? Wow-wee-wow! I'd hate to meet a creature like that on a dark night."
13775
Kimar: "Santa, you will never return to Earth, you belong to Mars now."
Santa Claus: "Ho Ho, Hooo..."
Santa Claus: "Ho Ho, Hooo..."
13774
Santa Claus: "Ho ho, we meet again, eh?"
13773
Rigna: "Chochem is eight hundred years old, you can't dismiss the wisdom of centuries."
Voldar: "I can."
Voldar: "I can."
13772
Kimar: "Chochem! Chochem! Are you here? Ancient one of Mars, I call upon you."
13771
Hargo: "What's soft and round and you put it on a stick and you toast it in a fire, and it's green?"
Kimar: "I don't know what?"
Hargo: "A Martian mellow."
Kimar: "I don't know what?"
Hargo: "A Martian mellow."
13770
TV News Announcer: "And mrs Claus has positively identified the kidnapers as martians."
13769
Santa Claus: "Well, when Voldar "accidentally" left us in the airlock and then came up here and "accidentally" threw the door switch, we knew we had to get out of there in a hurry or that would be the end of us. Eh, uh, "accidentally," of course."
13768
TV News Announcer: "Here's another UFO Bulletin: The Defense Department has just announced that the unidentified flying object suddenly disappeared from our radar screen. They believe the object has either disintegrated in space, or it may be a space ship from another planet which has the ability to nullify all radar beams."
13767
Kimar: "Dropo, you are the laziest man on Mars. Why are you sleeping during working hours?"
Dropo: "I wasn't sleeping, chief. It's just that I haven't been able to sleep these last few months. I forgot how. So I was just practicing."
Dropo: "I wasn't sleeping, chief. It's just that I haven't been able to sleep these last few months. I forgot how. So I was just practicing."
13766
Billy: "You'll never get away with this, you Martian!"
13765
Voldar: "All this trouble over a fat little man in a red suit!"
13764
Betty: "What are those funny things sticking out of your head?"
Rigna: "Those are our antennae."
Betty: "Are you a television set?"
Rigna: "Those are our antennae."
Betty: "Are you a television set?"
13763
Kimar: "How are you feeling today? Tired?"
Santa Claus: "Oh, no, I'm not tired. But my finger is."
Santa Claus: "Oh, no, I'm not tired. But my finger is."
13762
Santa Claus: "Oh me, oh my, oh me!"
