5786
Dean Wormer:
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
-Dean Wormer
-Dean Wormer
5785
Pinto/Clorette:
Pinto: I was thinking, maybe we could get some beer.
Clorette De Pasto: Nah, not tonight. Besides, you might get lucky without it.
Clorette De Pasto: Dad! Mom, Dad, this is Larry Kroger. The boy who molested me last month. We have to get married.
-Pinto/Clorette
Clorette De Pasto: Nah, not tonight. Besides, you might get lucky without it.
Clorette De Pasto: Dad! Mom, Dad, this is Larry Kroger. The boy who molested me last month. We have to get married.
-Pinto/Clorette
5784
Dean Wormer:
Dean Vernon Wormer: The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.
-Dean Wormer
-Dean Wormer
5783
Flounder:
May I have ten thousand marbles, please?
-Flounder
-Flounder
5782
Dean Wormer/ Marmalard:
Dean Wormer's plotting to get rid of Delta House
Greg Marmalard: But Delta's already on probation.
Dean Vernon Wormer: They are? Well, as of this moment, they're on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!
-Dean Wormer/ Marmalard
Greg Marmalard: But Delta's already on probation.
Dean Vernon Wormer: They are? Well, as of this moment, they're on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!
-Dean Wormer/ Marmalard
5781
Bluto:
Food fight!
-Bluto
-Bluto
